Palin..."GOD Don't Let Me Miss......

[rsmith6621]

.....going through an open door"

............................Anyone here at the DU want a former Pastors interpretation of what her depth of her faith is....Sarah....If GOD makes you miss an open door then GOD never opened the door for you.......She is such a DUMBSHIT.


I Wish She Would Just GO T.F Away.....

[Lerkfish]

1. new porn movie title: God shows Palin's backdoor

[annabanana]

2. It might behoove those of us who would LOVE to see her

become the shiny new face of the Republican Party to make sure the door opens early and irresistibly.

[Chulanowa]

7. I'll hold the door and even check her coat!

Run, baby, run!

:rofl:

[SmileyRose]

3. A neighbor once told me Gawd gave her a Caddy

She said she prayed for a Caddy and 2 weeks later had one. Not sure if it fell from heaven or if her preacher laid hands on the old Pinto and turned it into a Caddy or what...............

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Just like Joe the "plumber" she is so full of herself. Egged on by the corporate media.

[BrklynLiberal]

5. Excellent analysis. She is the kind of person who praises the lord as long as

the lord does what is good for her...but if something happens that is not to her liking...THAT simply cannot be the will of the lord....
HYPOCRITE!!!

[Journeyman]

10. I think Lenny Bruce said it best. . .

"All those 'called by God' are self-ordained. The 'calling' they hear is just their own echo."

[BrklynLiberal]

12. Perfect!!!

So sorry that neither he nor George Carlin are still around to comment on what is happening these days.

[muntrv]

6. God: "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!"

[hvn_nbr_2]

8. What Palin really means when she says "God, don't let me miss...open door"

"Goddamn it, God, open this fucking door for me right now!"

[bdamomma]

9. She should get together with George

and talk about how their higher power talks to them, sickening people. Sarah get lost.

[Canuckistanian]

11. You never hear people praising God for DENYING them things

After all, isn't it that God has "other plans" for them? And aren't they grateful for ANYTHING God does for them?

[annabanana]

13. "God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers"

Isn't that a Country Western Song?

[Canuckistanian]

14. Then I must be truly blessed

And God owes me, big time.

[Bill McBlueState]

15. Palin's god seems like he's just a career counselor

In her view, does this god have any concerns besides managing her career? Seems more like an invisible friend than anything that deserves to be called "god."