I modestly propose a ban on ALL sexual relationships.

[HamdenRice]

No official straight sex. No official gay sex. No bi sex.

Also no falling in love and wanting to share your life with someone. No civil contracts between consulting cohabiting adults to share property enforceable with OUR TAX DOLLARS.

If there's no sex, then there can't be a question of marriage

[Beregond2]

1. Marriage is about money, not sex.

[HamdenRice]

OK, I modestly propose banning ALL sharing of money nt

[SmileyRose]

8. as anyone who's been married awhile knows.

:)

[marshall]

22. Civil unions should not be restricted solely to sexual relationships

Some people want to set up housekeeping together without necessarily having to register with church or state as sex partners.

[kevinbgoode]

2. What about my hand?

uh....oops. Well, I should get some kind of "religious" exemption. . .

[HamdenRice]

3. As long as you don't share property with it or cohabit, it's OK nt

[panader0]

4. Well, I got laid this morning so I'll go along

for a few days or so........

[Bigmack]

9. That's the kind of short-sighted...

thinking that got us into the messes we are in now. No plan to withdraw from Iraq, no looking ahead about the economy.

I'm old, but I always think ahead... not behind. Today was nice, but the next time will be just as good or better.

You One-Shot-Wonders need to look to the future.

'Scuse me, I see the spouse bent over dusting... catch you later.

[sutz12]

5. Damn right. If I can't get any, neither should you.

Did I just say that?

:)

[rcrush]

6. No more sex?

So nothing would change for me then.

[Solly Mack]

7. That leaves unofficial no-strings attached fucking

Always look for the loop-hole :)

[HamdenRice]

10. I didn't think through the unintended consequences, but maybe

that's not such a bad outcome.

Why do I think this thread is destined to be locked or sent to the Lounge?

[Solly Mack]

13. Because a no sex thread is still a sex thread?

"Dear Forum,

I'm not having hot and crazy imaginative sex that couldn't have possibly happened to someone like me, but I'm writing anyway

signed,

Won't even happen in my wildest dreams"

[dipsydoodle]

11. How about sheep and goats ?

Are they still ok ?

[HamdenRice]

14. No sheep, goats or "man on dog" Santurum either

Also the repug politician who talked about how all farmers screw their animals -- his behavior would be banned too.

[dipsydoodle]

15. What if it was just an inflatable sheep or goat

:shrug:

[HamdenRice]

16. As long as you don't share property or cohabit, I guess it's ok nt

[FarLeftRage]

12. It wouldn't affect me...

I am hopelessly single and don't expect to have any kind of a relationship anytime soon...

:cry:

[ingac70]

17. Just don't ban the relationship I have with myself. n/t

[O.M.B.inOhio]

18. If they want to stop gay sex, they should require gay marriage-if M/F marriage is any indication

[HamdenRice]

20. I once read: "Unconditional love? I can't even get unconditional like"

It was in a letters to the editor column of Harpers or Atlantic, about some review or something about marriage, and how it is based on "unconditional love."

Some guy wrote in and said, "Marriage is about unconditional love? In my marriage, I can't even get unconditional like."

:rofl:

[seabeyond]

23. it seems like the single guys are the ones whining about no sex

it is the married one that is after the mate dusting.

[iamahaingttta]

19. Aww... go fuck yourself!

Somebody had to say it...

[HamdenRice]

21. That would not be allowed if I cohabit with myself and share property

with myself.

[RichardRay]

24. Works for me.

I've been celibate for the last 12 years and plan on staying that way. The amount of energy one saves for more valuable pursuits is very useful. Of course, I'm over 60 now; can the rest of you hack it?

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Doesn't effect me none.

:rofl: