Ian David

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Sun Oct-26-08 10:20 PM
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My Sister-in-Law the Anti-Bush Wican Suspected Tweaker Republican Thief for McCain

Edited on Sun Oct-26-08 10:28 PM by IanDB1

My wife's sister is one messed-up chick.

She and her boyfriend are Wicans, hate Bush, and both have teeth like a Ferengi.

Actually, her boyfriend has dentures now.

He's thirty years old.

They both absolutely HATE Bush.

But they like McCain.

Mostly because Adolf 9iu11ani lost the Primary.

She works for a mortgage company collecting late payments for subprime loans.

He's a microcephalitic disabled Veteran of both gulf wars who somehow screwed himself out of access to The G.I. Bill.

They move from house to house, defaulting on their rent, and then moving on.

To give you an idea about the boyfriend, who we will call "Ben" because it's one letter different from his real name:

1) When one of his G.I. Joe dolls went missing, he freaked-out because it had never been separated from its partner over night before.
2) He believes that his dog needs the TV on when it's home alone, and it prefers certain channels. Its favorite is The History Channel.
3) His landlord didn't allow dogs. Or any pets. They got two. And a rabbit. And a cat. And have trouble feeding themselves, let alone their pets.
4) He made the absurd claim that the VA required him to travel from Pennsylvania to Tennessee to get paperwork to increase his disability payments because the nature of the injury to his wrist was "classified top secret."
5) He's a deadbeat-dad who runs a blog advocating that other dads go the deadbeat route.
6) He runs another blog as a fan for a movie serial killer and wrote a punk rock song about how that serial killer manages to survive because his brain is all the way at the back of his head.
7) He had to go to the emergency room for treatment for his asthma after getting into a political discussion with me that I didn't even KNOW was an argument.
8) He told me how much Red Bull and coffee he drinks, so I asked him, "And when did you stop smoking crystal meth?"
9) He has the smallest head I have ever seen on an adult human being. He must have gotten his army helmets from Junior ROTC.
10) Ben hates Bush. He thinks Bush should be impeached. He's the only Republican Wican Disabled Gulf War Veteran Against Bush for McCain that I know.
11) Did I mention he has a very, VERY tiny little head? I mean, my six year old daughter could hold it in her hand.

So, that is, in a nutshell, the boyfriend of my wife's sister.

ANYWAY, in true Republican fashion, my wife's sister is a thief.

My wife's mother is in the hospital, VERY sick, and gives her credit card to my sister-in-law, who we will call "Jenny."

Jenny invokes The Family and Medical Leave Act (Thank you, Democrat Bill Clinton!) to take paid time-off to supposedly take care of her mother.

And then goes on a cross-country spending spree, leaving her mom broke and all the bills unpaid.

And her teeth are about as bad as her boyfriend's.

Yes, my friends, except for the Wican part, they are typical Republicans.

Here's a couple photos I took of his neighbors:

Notice anything?

But yet, there is hope for change, right next door.

See prior thread:

Hope! Change! Are you better off now than you were four years ago? (Photos!)
Topic started by IanDB1 on Apr-19-08 11:58 PM (9 replies)
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