DSMV-IV : Sarah Palin Syndrome (SPS)

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Sarah Palin Syndrome (SPS)

is a disease characterized by an abnormal proliferation and unchecked growth of a class of malignancy known as a half-wit. Once the malignancy reaches a certain size, one of the half-wits may take the disease to the next stage, which can result in injury or death.




Causes:

Causes of SPS include Sarah Palin, forwarded emails from your racist grandmother, low IQ, high levels of mercury during childhood, West Virginia, Fox News, and a never-ending simmering anger at a relative who went to college, moved to the city and did okay.




Symptoms:

Symptoms of SPS include increased security, and being hung in effigy, and being targeted by half-wits.




Treatment:

There is no known cure for SPS, though some researchers have suggested a novel treatment involved surgical removal (partition) from the United States.


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