Did the Lounge get closed down or something?

[NNN0LHI]

Or are we being spammed with dog, space aliens and other assorted water cooler type stories here for some other reason?

What do you think?

Don

[1Hippiechick]

1. I only venture there occasionally--looks the same to me--that's why I don't go there. n/t

[endarkenment]

2. They have to wash it out with bleach every month.

It is the regularly scheduled disinfection.

[billyskank]

3. We're all standing out in the car park, grumbling.

Smoke if you got 'em.

[old mark]

10. Funny, that's what lizards say about here..... nt

[sarcasmo]

18. Truck stops call them lot lizards.

[RebelOne]

120. Yes, my ex-husband who was a truck driver

told me all about them "lot lizards."

[KitchenWitch]

19. Arrogance, Sanctimony, and Superiority

Congratulations, you hit the trifecta.

[endarkenment]

22. Lucky me. And I put $100 on it!

[Jamastiene]

56. Hey, I wash up after I'm done talking to the lovely

Lady Lounge Lizards. Who is leaving that mess behind? :P

[taterguy]

4. Isn't there enough divisiveness in the world without manufacturing some?

Besides, Loungers don't drink water.

They only drink Zima

[Jamastiene]

29. Fuck that.

I only drink Dr Pepper.



























:sarcasm:

:P
but, I really do drink Dr Pepper.

:hide:

[AwakeAtLast]

89. I thought it was boxed wine

You were supposed to send me the memo, geez! :P






;)

[taterguy]

116. You snooze you lose

[Name removed]

119. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[rug]

5. Sorry, we're all exhausted from discussing Palin's placenta.

[TZ]

6. Why yes..

Its under construction for humor repair. Since thats missing from the rest of DU, the Lounge needs to be expanded to accomodate that.

[Jamastiene]

30. Supply and demand, my friend.

Supply and demand.

:thumbsup:

:hi: fellow Lounge Lizard. :P

[mainegreen]

7. You do realize, we are all going to show up and throw poop in this thread now, right?

:throwsfecalmatter:

[DarkTirade]

8. Psst... they don't have an icon for that...

... yet.

[Dr. Strange]

28. (-0-)

[TZ]

35. LOL!

You really do have a gif for all occasions don't you?:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

37. ... you, sir, have raised the bar for all of us.

I salute you.

:patriot:

[mainegreen]

90. and DustRange for the win!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. 'Glass Forums of the HUGH and SERIES'

"Arrogant wishes and self-righteous dreams."



:popcorn:

[marions ghost]

11. Phillies vs Rays?

Now how does that qualify for GD? On the other hand, space aliens COULD be political }(

[DS1]

12. picture thread!

[Jamastiene]

61. Better yet: Kitteh Picture Thread

:bounce:

[dawgmom]

13. We had to check it out for ourselves. Yup. It's true.

We couldn't really believe it when they told us that this bar had such a high Cliff Clavin-to-Norm-Peterson ratio. Nearly five to one! So, we just had to check it out, and sure enough.

Wow. The glare off the white socks is blinding.

[rug]

14. .

[Cleita]

15. I thought that was what the Lounge was for.

I do miss the Meeting Room for more thoughtful non-political posts.

[NNN0LHI]

16. Me too. Thats where I have been posting such stuff for years

Not sure whats changed?

Don

[Ikonoklast]

17. Fire drill in the Lounge.

They emptied it out for fifteen minutes.

[flvegan]

20. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

[LeftyMom]

21. Never heard that one before. While you're covering moldy oldies, how 'bout a little

[Bake]

23. I fart in your general direction!!

Going back to the Lounge now.

Bake

[lost-in-nj]

24. you really don't get to the lounge much

if you did you would know that

it would be WINE COOLER stories..... not water


:puke:

it's all teh rage


lost

[DS1]

25. these new boxers sure make my nuts sweaty

[Jamastiene]

32. These new nuts make my boxers sweaty.

Wow, we are a Lounge Lizard match made in Hell. :hi:

Let's get married in the Lounge and not invite anyone from GD or GD: P :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

26. Hey, how about a kitteh pic thread???

:P


:rofl:

[Ptah]

27. .

[Jamastiene]

33. ..

I'll see your . and up you ..

:P

[name not needed]

50. ...

[jakefrep]

52. ....

[Jamastiene]

58. .....

[TZ]

63. ......

[Jamastiene]

65. .......

[TZ]

66. ........!

[Jamastiene]

68. ........!!

[jakefrep]

81. .........!!!

[Jamastiene]

86. .........!!!!

[Jamastiene]

31. Ahem...

Do you REALLY want to go down this alley?

I shall sling poo at you until you run screaming for your life! The shit is AWN!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8176802&mesg_id=8177377

[MrCoffee]

34. How's a man supposed to feed his family when Jimmy Dean shrinks the package?

[DS1]

36. And I'm not gonna buy two 8 oz packages either

[name not needed]

46. I ain't gonna buy that. I'm not from the north. I'm a Texas man

[jakefrep]

45. CALL CONGRESS - RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Swamp Rat]

38. Geauxbama!!!

Just a reminder we are on the same side. :patriot:

[KitchenWitch]

40. ...

:loveya:

[JNelson6563]

39. Tis a thing to behold.

Hard to believe the same forum where I find hard hitting, well researched posts that are intelligent and informative is the same forum where we read of someone hitting 1000 posts, someone's spouse is sick or, worst of all, when some of our needier member pimp their loved ones' highly personal situations to get sympathy/attention here.

If I could change one thing about DU it would be to crack down on lounge fodder getting posted in GD.

Julie

[dgibby]

43. Well, isn't THAT special, bless your heart.

[MrCoffee]

47. We'll pray for you.

[mainegreen]

92. Bullshit. We'll burn her in effigy!

I'll get the hay, you get the matches!

[taterguy]

49. Where are these hard hitting well researched informative posts that you speak of?

Links please

[dgibby]

54. I'll bet I know where they're not to be found!

[Jamastiene]

51. Pfft!!!

Some people are just ENTIRELY too serious. We Lounge Lizards know how to :party: GD ain't got shit on us.

Learn how to laugh, already! :P

[DS1]

55. You're confusing hard-hitting with self-fellating

:eyes:

[Jamastiene]

60. ......

:rofl:

[TZ]

62. Oh NOEZ!

God forbid your delicate eyes fall on somthing that isn't "well researched " and intelligent or informative!! In fact, perhaps you should post in the lounge where the sane TRULY reside.
But perhaps you enjoy GD for what it is..
This..

and this:

[dgibby]

67. EXcellent!!!

[dawgmom]

78. Omigod...

DMALSHTMSOMN
(Drinking Milk And Laughing So Hard That Milk Shoots Out My Nose)

Really.

[TZ]

84. Humor..

the best weapon the Lounge has to stop the insanity!!111!!! or is that stop the sanity? I forget....:crazy:

[Chovexani]

82. Good thing you're not in charge then

If I was in charge, OTOH, everyone would get a pony with their 1000th post.

[Oeditpus Rex]

88. And who'd clean up after it?

The OP? Yeahsureright. :eyes:



Nice forethought, Palin. :P

[JNelson6563]

93. Amazing replies!

Hey all you over-sensitive DUers breakin' out the torches and pitchforks, don't despair. I hadn't meant to insult those of you who revel in idiocy, tablois shit, personal stories and attention whores pimping out their loved one's tragedies. By all means! Enjoy! Take it in by the boatload! Just do it where it belongs.

GOsh the replies to my original comment were a lot like Freeper reaction to any they disagree with.

DU ain't what it used to be, sadly. Oh, lastly, the request asking for links to prove there are actually intelligent posts in GD, hard to believe, eh? It ain't a myth, it really happens. Sorry you must'v e missed it. It used to be a daily occurance.

Julie--wondering where the grown-ups went

[Jamastiene]

95. You really DON'T have a sense of humor,

do you? x(

[TZ]

101. Turtlensue: telling you that people that have a sense of humor and don't take themselves seriously

are much more mature than self-righteous arrogant know it all SNOBS who look down on other people's tastes as "trite" because of one's personal flaws.
The grown ups are here. They are the ones that understand that those stereotypes of elitist democrats come from behavior like you've shown.
You need to get a life. Really. Being silly and having fun is not a capitol crime.
BTW..calling fellow DU'ers idiots and attention whores and freeperlike not exactly progressive like wouldn't you say?
I think you need to have a good look in the mirror before casting asparagus on others.

[Dr. Strange]

111. Grown-ups?

You post that sig-line of yours, and you have the nerve to talk about grown-ups? For shame.

[taterguy]

117. Accusing someone of being a Freeper is very Freeper-ish

Now where are my damn links?

Splitter!

[liberalhistorian]

109. No one forced you to click on this thread

and no one is forcing you to read it.

[PVnRT]

118. If I could change one thing about DU, it would be removing the sticks from some asses

"Well-researched" = "opinions that I agree with"

[jakefrep]

41. We're here because our asses needed tightening.

[Jamastiene]

69. OMG, I just swallowed an entire ice cube, WHOLE.

:spray:

I was crunching ice when I read your post. :rofl:

[jakefrep]

79. And that was post #69...

...how Lounge-appropriate.

[Jamastiene]

87. Tehehe, especially since I'm one of the biggest pevs from the Lounge.

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

42. k&r

[Ilsa]

44. I think it's been quarantined. All lounge lizards need a course of antibiotics. nt

[dgibby]

48. Lounge Lessons : how to cope

1. Take teh Waaaahhhhhambulance to teh hospital.
2. Get a humor transfusion.

OR
3. Use teh 'hide thread' option.

PS: There WILL be a quiz, so study hard, kiddies.

[Jamastiene]

53. Nice post, Fort Sumpter.

x(

[madinmaryland]

57. Does it have something to do with this .....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

59. Woot!!!

:spray:



Someone actually pulling off the feat of getting someone to click on the Brazilian joke is funnier than the joke itself. :rofl:

Well played.
:thumbsup:

[Jamastiene]

64. Oh, yeah? Take this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8175511&mesg_id=8175511

[Jamastiene]

70. You are going to have soooo many replies to this thread by morning.

I slept good last night and I'm in the mood for shenanigans. :evilgrin:

What was that you said when you were prattling on about the Lounge?

I shall make faces at you now:

[Jamastiene]

71. Tehehe

Are you ready to yet?

Or am I gonna have to keep ya?

Come out. Come out...wherever you aaareeee.

[Jamastiene]

72. Hmm, you do know this is going to get moved to the Lounge, don't you?

How's about a kitteh?


How's about another kitteh?


Damn, this is fun.

[pokerfan]

73. LOLcats?

[billyoc]

74. Whoah, check out this pic of a guy having sex with a CAR WASH!!

*This image contains an illegal code.*

[Crabby Appleton]

98. .

[billyoc]

102. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

75. Muahahahahaha!

[Jamastiene]

76. Shit. Oops. Dupe. Delete.

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

77. Giggity Giggity Goo!!!

:hide:

:P

[fishnfla]

80. one flew over the cukoos nest

once upon a time there was great GD posting like this one dude he said he lived near the railroad tracks and all a sudden there was this great southbound movement of fully loaded trains just like before the Iraq war began so we must be invading somebody somewhere soon someday

[Chovexani]

83. you rang?

[Jamastiene]

85. Where'd ya go?

[NNN0LHI]

104. I learned something on this board a long time ago

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Don

[Jamastiene]

106. Oink Oink.

:P

[NNN0LHI]

108. OK you have a good sense of humor

So you have that going for ya.

Don

[Throd]

91. Has anyone seen Hugh Monguscoq?

[Jamastiene]

99. Last time I saw him, he was

headed into town hoping to get Oliver Clothesoff.

[Jamastiene]

94. Admit it: aren't we fun?

[flvegan]

110. Yeah, but GD is the bastion for the "free from inane" right?

:eyes:

[Crabby Appleton]

96. WTF?

[Jamastiene]

100. Ain't we sweet?

[AlCzervik]

107. i'll see that and raise you

a hammer time

[Jamastiene]

114. Spiderman. Spiderman. The friendly neighborhood Spiderman...

[Canuckistanian]

97. Dunno. I always bail out when I see an "Olive Garden" thread

Life is too short.

[bonito]

103. Ah, no, maybe you missed a bus

er something,:think: there's always that possibility ;)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

105. I don't think the Mods are as strict with keeping Lounge business in the Lounge

as they used to be.

:shrug:

[liberalhistorian]

112. Well, my dog just had a torrid affair with

a space alien and subsequently gave birth to a water cooler, but I don't think that would explain it.

[Jamastiene]

113. I got blisters on me fingers!!!!1ELEVENS!1!!

:rofl:

Waterboarding ain't got nothing on Jamaboarding. I shall taunt you until you laugh. You must laugh, dammit.
























:P






















:hide:

[Hardrada]

115. Nice post, Hitler.

[taterguy]

121. Way to kill the thread Mugabe

[Hardrada]

122. How they do it in the Lounge, Molotov!