Oakland Raiders looking for a new coach - anybody here interested?

[Hugabear]

Using the new Palin rules, if you've ever watched football on TV, then you're qualified.

If you've ever seen an NFL game on TV, double bonus.

[liberal renegade]

1. I've been a die hard raiders fan

since 1967, does that count?

[evlbstrd]

2. Hell, yeah!

I'll do it. They couldn't suck any worse.

[fishwax]

3. I used to watch the World League, so I've got both football and international experience

:rofl:

[LoveMyCali]

4. I know 2 people

who have traveled to Russia. Oh wait, that qualifies me for VP not coach of the Raiders. Never mind.

[JonLP24]

5. I'm more then qualified

I had 1996 Sun Devil season tickets. They went 11-1 that year :P

[Generic Brad]

6. I am

I have been coaching Madden on the PC for eight years. I have not lost a game in the past four. Contract, please?

[JonLP24]

7. Your settings were probaly on 'rookie'

:P

[Generic Brad]

9. All-Pro

The game is very predictable once you figure it out.

[JonLP24]

12. Avid Madden fan here

You can easily run up the score and do pretty much whatever you want on All-pro. I play at All-Madden myself but I got rid of all the latest versions. The QB vision was the dumbest addition ever, the timing to spot an open receiver and move the cursor leads to alot of sacks and you can't get rid of it on All-Madden. That's why I only play Madden 2005. It has the defensive hot routes and the playmaker options on offense. I also have NCAA Football 2005 and have been importing draft classes. It took me forever to put names on the athletes on the college game so I wouldn't have a bunch of WR #83's around the league. All madden is challenging but once you figure out what the money plays are you can succeed but the AI catches on if you continue to run the same money play over and over. Unless you have QB vision(I believe they got rid of the POS addition in Madden 09) I recommend bumping it up to All-Madden. More challenging and more fun imo.

[endthewar]

13. What, are you auditioning to be his offensive coordinator of the Raiders?

:rofl:

[JonLP24]

15. No way!

I don't like the Raiders. Broncos fan here :hi:

[LiberalFighter]

8. McCain or Lieberman will be looking for a job.

[BlooInBloo]

10. Not even Chuck Norris could stand up to Al Davis.

[VoodooGuru]

11. Hell, that might just be enough for Al Davis.

All you have to do is say "yes, boss" enough times to stretch out getting paid up until he fires you.

Now that Millen's out of Detroit, the Raiders are easily the worst organization in football. And I'm a *Bengals* fan.

[greenbriar]

14. I hate the raiders but I LOVE football

heck I would do it for 1 million dollars


Al Davis could shout at me all he wanted

[Starry Messenger]

16. I know nothing about football.

But I live 10 minutes away from the Oakland Coliseum. Am I in? I would love that commute. ;)

[Subdivisions]

17. Is that the thing where they wear those colorful padded

outfits and hats with grills on them? And they have to run with that funny-shaped ball across a striped field and jump over a big yellow hurdle on the end?

I can do that!