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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 08:04 AM
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Suit against God thrown out over lack of address
A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.

Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.

"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."

Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn't decided yet.

Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i2jb6VPJX4XBa5yiEEIuPjrcZmFwD93R8TH00
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 08:07 AM
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1. This is an article from the Onion, right?
Right? Because nothing in real life could be THAT weird. :crazy:
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 08:07 AM
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2. i'd be kind of interested to see who god had on his/her legal team...
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 09:51 AM
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7. Probably Johnnie Cochran for starters
:D
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 08:09 AM
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3. You know, Prior Walter had a similar problem in Angels in America.
Just sayin'... :evilgrin:



I've never had the opportunity to see the stage version, but the HBO film was amazing.


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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 09:07 AM
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4. LOLWUT?
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 09:27 AM
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5. But...but...but...
god is everywhere!! Betty Bowers told me so!

Why not just list "Everywhere" on the service papers. If god knows all, that service should suffice.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 09:29 AM
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6. Didn't they try "Cloud 9"?!1 n/t
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