OMG! They killed #2!

[Catshrink]

al-Qaida #2 in Iraq I think. Again.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081015/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iraq

[rucky]

1. #2 is dead.

Long live #2

[obreaslan]

30. I swear that position must be cursed. n/t

:)

[On the Road]

2. That Job

has a shorter shelf life than the sherrif of Dodge.

[luvs2sing]

10. Reminds me of...

the drummer in "Spinal Tap"

:nuke:

[name not needed]

27. You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year.

It's just not really widely reported.

[Sebastian Doyle]

29. Or the keyboardist in the Grateful Dead?

:hippie:

[Mist]

14. A shorter shelf life than potions master at Hogwarts. nt

[snake in the grass]

22. You mean...

...Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor. Snape held his position as Potions Master throughout the series.

[rebel with a cause]

49. Or the role of # 2

on the Prisoner. :rofl:

[tekisui]

3. Just in time for the debate.

Johnnie mac will mention we got him, mission accomplished, we are succeeding, the enemy is in Iraq and on the run, we turned a corner, VICTORY!

[Catshrink]

7. The surge is working!

We will win in Iraq. Hmmm. Just what does a win look like anyway?

[graywarrior]

4. The 10th #2?

Or is it the 11th?

[Kookaburra]

5. Again???

[AzNick]

6. Except nobody cares anymore ...

Except for those who have already decided to vote McCain.

[last1standing]

8. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

You'd think the bush* administration would get sick of being the perpetual Miss Congeniality in the War on Terra. At some point, if you can't do better, maybe you should just move on.

[slackmaster]

9. It's like that cool '60s TV series The Prisoner

Every week #2 fails. You get a new #2 every week, only this isn't cool like The Prisoner.

[The Traveler]

12. I AM NOT A NUMBER!

I am a FREE MAN! **pound fist on table**

Loved that show. Oh ... gotta run ... being pursued by a huge remotely controlled robotic beach ball ...

:hi:

[csziggy]

24. And I'll bet the Al Qaeda #2 does not get the cool chair!

[ContinentalOp]

32. I was going to post the same thing!

Who are you?
I'm the new number 2
Who is number one?
YOU'RE number 6

I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. Personally, I'm more interested in Number 1.

But that may just be me- it's been my experience that Number 2 is replaced weekly anyway. :evilgrin:

[Nipper1959]

13. #2 is one resiliant son of a bitch!

This guy has more lives than any cat.

[lligrd]

17. The Freddy Kruger Of Iraq nt

[stillcool]

15. #2 strikes again..

can't keep a good man down.

[thecrow]

16. This guy gets killed more than Kenny

[Heather MC]

47. I had a college roommate whose father died every year so we could go have a 4 day weekend

in New York. I wonder if #2 is his father?
I never met the man, he died when My friend was kid.
He just seemed to keep getting killed off in college

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. It must be a real pain recruiting for the #2 position... n/t

[EC]

19. Again?... n/t

[akwapez]

20. Damn, I thought this was about Darth's hospital visit n/t

[zbdent]

21. "YOU BASTARDS!"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

23. Yay!! And, it only cost $1trillian to get him...so far.

[CreekDog]

25. haven't they killed number 2 before?

and don't even get me started on how many times they killed number 3. :eyes:

[Catshrink]

33. Kind of like whack-a-mole.

Although I prefer guacamole.

[hunter]

26. In a future remake of "Hogan's Heroes" a guest celebrity will always play "#2"

During the third season Keanu Reeves will appear on screen as #2 for about three seconds and it will be considered by many to be his greatest performance.

[Incitatus]

28. Is #2 a fucking cat?

[Ezlivin]

31. Wasn't he the unnamed crewman on Star Trek Episode 86?

You knew that the one with no name was a dead man all along, didn't you?

[GirlieQ]

35. Ensign red-shirt?

He's on every episode of the original Star Trek. "Hey, who wants to join high ranking folks on a little trip to the planet? We've got the captain, Spock, and little Ensign red-shirt".

And then the poor ensign dies, and Captain Kirk ends up with a ripped shirt.

[jazzjunkysue]

43. It's usually the short, irish looking guy, with that slightly confused look on his face.

Don't want anyone upstaging Kirk, after all. The blondes might get confused and kiss the wrong guy.

By using the same ensign, they can recycle the same costumes.

[rufus dog]

34. Does #2 wear an Orange hooded sweatshirt?

[DireStrike]

36. In this subthread, pictures of AQ #2

I'll start...



Poisoned, stabbed, shot, hanged, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.
Last words, before his head died: "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."

[Ikonoklast]

37. Can you imagine getting the call from your boss about the promotion?

Number One: "Ahmed, I have very good news for you! Do to your diligent work ethic, intelligence, leadership qualities and an unexpected opening in our organization, it has been decided that you are now promoted to the newly vacant Number Two position!"


You: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[Dukkha]

38. Lt. Cmdr Data?

so is Cmdr Riker next?

[dchill]

39. They need to try something else...

like an oaken stake through the heart or separating the head from the body - whatever they're doing isn't working. He's not staying dead.

[Catshrink]

40. It's getting to be a joke.

[annunakigohome]

41. Always #2 and always, always at the most curious of times...

Whenever a Democrat is doing well, we get a video greeting from the latest bogey man or his sidekick or one of them dies.

Yawn. It's getting pretty old.

[jazzjunkysue]

42. Breaking: He's still dead.

[Greyhound]

44. What is this, the fourteenth time? I'm sure the fact that the name Bin Laden has nothing to do

with our inability to find a 6'4" millionaire dragging a dialysis machine around.:sarcasm:

All sheep share a common destiny.

[krispos42]

45. *ding* "Paging #2-84, paging #2-84"

"#2-84, please report to the mortuary to claim the business effects of #2-83".

[sarcasmo]

46. I had a great #2 today as did the Government.

[Catshrink]

53. So did the stock market.

[Posteritatis]

48. Man, that must be getting old for that guy (nt)

[Indenturedebtor]

50. This just in - breaking video of capture!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA

[readmoreoften]

51. This is big nues!!11!

I heer thay also kaputred teh #43 of a lokel anarkist groop kalled Food not Bombs. Opparently theese sick-os wont to dafend the United States of America with carrit-raysin salid and toe-foo samitches.

[Hugabear]

52. Who does Number Two work for?

[Catshrink]

54. Blackwater

it's part of the 100year plan.

:tinfoilhat: