Panic and denial in Freeperland over CBS/NYT poll

[cosmicone]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2105645/posts

Makes for hilarious reading

[liberalmuse]

1. First of all...

their board format SUCKS! Get w/the new century already! I'm not normally an online grammar and spelling stasi, but that's fucking ridiculous!

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

2. Love them Freepers!

n/t

[Richard D]

4. Really, more like this

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. Our candidate is going to put all the Republicans in

time out.

[AndreaCG]

5. Best one:

If Bama gets elected, we wont have an election in 4 yrs. He will be president forever in my humble opinion. Just sayin....

Projection much?

[katty]

6. haha!!!! dunderheads r us

[fascisthunter]

7. LOL....

I figured

[MadrasT]

8. New Freeperism! "Reach across the Isle"

We can ignore it all we want, but all of us better start gearing up for 4 years of total disaster.

McCain had about 1 month where he was sizzling hot. Then he quit listening to somebody and went back to Mr. Reach-Across-the-Isle.

He’s sunk. Without Palin, McCain would be 25 points behind in most polls.

The MSM wants a black democrat in the Whitehouse. They’re gonna get one. Just pray to God in heaven that the Republic will be salvagable in 4 years.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cronopio]

14. I guess this part of the report doesn't compute for him.

"Obama is widely seen as running the more positive campaign: Sixty-one percent of those surveyed say McCain is spending more time attacking his opponent than explaining what he would do as president. Just 27 percent say the same of Obama."

How will the Freeper hicks rationalize their little spitefests when even *their* lives are better off in four years?

[SpookyCat]

18. Hawaii? England? Madagascar? Which one?

It MATTERS dammit! LOL!!!

[Greg K]

26. Gilligan's

[MadrasT]

28. It matters! I'm SERIES!

:rofl:

[pink-o]

29. And what "Isle" is that? The Isle of Wight? The Isle of Skye?

Dumbasses pro'lly vote on every last "English Only" law in their communities--but don't know how to speak, write and spell their own language if their lives depended on it!

[Bryn]

32. Another new Freeperism

Screw the polls...stay the coarse!

:rofl:

[MadrasT]

9. Woo hoo! We have one threatening to jump ship to Alaska!!!

Ok, if the voters of our country are this freaking retarded (although I think the polling is BS), I am either moving to Alaska and joining the independence party or leaving the country altogether. I find it impossible to believe these freaking morons don’t see what a danger/empty suit this guy is.

:bounce: Yay, bye bye Freeper!!! :hi:

[Bryn]

33. But the majestic polar bears, wolves, whales,

moose, caribou ... won't want them. Alaska might turn blue, who knows? Where then will they go? :hi:

[MadrasT]

10. Haha! ANOTHER new Freeperism! "Stay the coarse!"

Screw the polls...stay the coarse!

:rofl:

[Liberal_in_LA]

16. freepers need to link to dictionary.com

[johnfunk]

25. And if anyone whould know how to stay the "coarse", it's a shallow FReeper...

:evilgrin:

[rateyes]

11. Looks like this guy's future in-laws are lying to him to keep him calm.

"Side note: My girlfriend WAS a bigtime Dem when I met her (she now says she didn’t know any better - her ENTIRE family has never voted for a republican before, but all of them, and I’m guessing 30 (aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.) are going to pull the lever for McCain)..she now works in the financial sector and sees firsthand what obama would do..BTW, her family is in Michigan.."


Riiiigggghhhhhhhhhttttttt. :rofl:

[Guaranteed]

21. "Sure, hun, yeah- of course we're voting McCain."

"OK, thanks Mom, I'll be back down in the basement if you need me."

[lpbk2713]

22. That's total bullshit if her family is in Michigan.

Even McLame gave up on Michigan because he knows he
doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell there.

RWers have to lie like hell even on their own website.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ahpook]

30. It makes them feel better:)

Lie to everyone, then you start believing it.

This is what I don't understand in America. Why fake it?

Are some people so sports minded they want to WIN no matter what?

Let us lie, cheat, and steal. If we have to live on a dirt floor, by gawd, they won't be no Democrat ni**** up burr in Dee Cee, by gawd.

[Bryn]

34. I saw that but I don't believe his crap

... 30 (aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.) BULL SHIT! Just like what Sarah Palin would say. They live in fantasy world.

:rofl:

[stoge18]

12. Is freerepublic.com for high school kids only?

They sounds like a bunch of kids whinihn about their fucking algebra test or something. "No fair!!! He said it was going to be an open book test! I'm going to tell the principal!"

They are awful, just palin awful...

[leeroysphitz]

13. Why do Freeptards, of all people, always accuse dems of voter fraud?

It makes no sense. If we are so scary good at voter fraud why did we allow 12 years of nearly total republican dominance at all levels of government?

Stupid freeper dooshbags.

[barbtries]

15. excellent question

they really are stupid. i've resisted believing that of americans for a long time, but it's the sad truth. a lot of americans are just stupid.

[ET Awful]

17. "Screw the polls...stay the coarse!"

:rofl:

[Cronopio]

19. Here's a shocker ... a Freeper who supports progressive taxation.

"To: Cedric

I am anti-billionare-self-distritbutionism. If that’s what you are asking.

No one knows how Cayman Island and Bermuda managed to get TRILLION dollars between them to buy US debt? Tax shelters anyone? One hell of a way to launder your money and get interest payments on top of that.

Those guys had the multi-trillion dollar party and when you ask them to carry their burden they hide behind capitalism. Meanwhile, they need waiteresses taxed tips to save their necks.

Yeah, if you own 90% of the wealth, you ought to at least be paying 90% of the tax burden.

Nothing unfair about that.

199 posted on 10/14/2008 5:03:16 PM PDT by The_Republican (Conservatives are in trouble because they hate Scarlett Johanson.)"

He won't last long there.

[PermanentRevolution]

23. Okay, fess up, DU... who is it?

Someone's obviously got an account over there and is stirring things up for their own amusement.

[Geronimo12]

20. Gallup tracking corroborates CBS' findings

With a not too different 10% margin between candidates. It's over.

[liberal texan]

24. They yell at us for our belief in the stolen election

And all ready 3 weeks before the election they all ready are claiming that Obama is stealing the election.

[Contrary1]

27. John and Sarah have something to say that will cheer them up:

"My friends, we've got them just where we want them."

Not to worry...all is well.

[DearAbby]

31. RED ALERT

:::WHOOOP WHOOOP:::

Spell Check is fried.