What happens to the country if Palin becomes President?

[sugarraydodge]

I was just thinking about this this morning. What do you think would happen to this country is John McCain is elected and pulls a William Henry Harrison, and Sarah Palin is sworn into office in a relatively short amount of time.

[benld74]

1. Moving family to Canada

[no_hypocrisy]

Let me put it this way: It won't be a sitcom situation.

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Directly to Fascist state...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4212818&mesg_id=4212818

[ThomWV]

3. It empties out as the rest of us run for our lives ...

[yourout]

4. I leave.

[louis-t]

5. National religion-----hers. Prisons full of anyone

who disagrees with her. Democratic Party----outlawed. Economy----non-existant.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

6. I would hopefully qualify for political refuge.

[Rocknrule]

7. Think Dolores Umbridge as principal of Hogwarts

but 1000 times worse

[sharp_stick]

8. My Canadian dual citizenship becomes very handy

I would have my family across the border as soon as bloody possible. At least before that psychotic fundie puts us all into end of days reeducation camps.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Armageddon...

[Mme. Defarge]

10. Since that could only happen in the event

of a stolen election, it would simply remove any pretense of being a constitutional democracy.

[amber_86]

11. I will tell you what she will do

She will kill or put people that don't believe in God or Jesus in Prison. Real Christians are suppost to love thy neigbors and your enemies and don't judge.

[juno jones]

12. I will be taking a long Canadian vacation

I'm sure their refugee camps will be far more pleasant than the camps Sarah would love to send non-christians to.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

13. Dominionist fascist police state

until she decides to start a nuclear holocaust to bring back Rambo Jeebus. The end of the world.

[lligrd]

14. I Refuse To Even Imagine The Possibility nt

[piedmont]

15. Those of us who don't get raptured deal with nuclear winter. nt

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. They're not getting raptured either. So thanks to these freaks of nature, we all will deal with

nuclear winter. :grr:

[Ezlivin]

16. New porn slang is born: PILF

During her first year her husband, Todd, is caught cross-dressing in the East Wing.

After a meeting in Russia, Putin lifts her blouse and kisses her belly, then launches nukes over Alaska.

She fails in her attempt to get Judge Judy on the Supreme Court.

Accidentally showing too much leg at a conference in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia she incites a global jihad against white Protestant women.

Winking too much during her first Presidential Address she inadvertently triggers Bells Palsy.

[KamaAina]

17. "Country go blooey."

An ex-dictator of Liberia was reluctant to sign an economic reform package. Like many dictators, past and present, this guy wasn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. So when he asked an advisor why he should sign, the advisor replied, "No sign ths paper, country go blooey."

[pitohui]

18. same thing as when reagan was president

people behind the scenes like cheney ran the gov't and alex haig kept his hand on the nuclear trigger (does anyone seriously think reagan ever held those codes)

it is obvious that both she and mccain are severely damaged, i realize mccain has had cancer and (probably) a stroke and suffers from age-related memory loss, i don't know what her problem is but i suspect it falls in the category of "born stupid"

the gop fields these stupid candidates so that people behind the scenes can manipulate the puppet more easily, the last intelligent gop prez was nixon and they don't like so much how that one turned out, no offense to the mentally disabled but when they are placed in high office it is not a personal achievement it's because they are a puppet

the lady is stupid, everyone knows she's stupid, and the purpose for placing her into high office is to make use of her stupidity

[Vinca]

19. They'll have to get the border fences built to keep us in. nt