I just accidently called a phone sex line while trying to call the Obama campaign

[Mr_King]

I had something intresting just happen to me. I ordered an Obama/Biden yard sign over 2 weeks ago and still haven't recieved it. So I called the Obama campaign's number and the automated message gave me another number to call. I quickly wrote the number down and called the number. I'm on the line with a woman I can't understand (she sounded Asian). So after she got done saying whatever she was saying I just told her about my yard sign situation. She said (now in perfect English) I'm sorry sir I think you have the wrong number, this is a phone sex line. So I HUNG UP. Then dialed the first phone number and with through the automated message again. It turned out I had one digit wrong. So just to give people a heads up and to keep people from making my mistake, the number for a late yard sign is 1-866-501-4448.

[polichick]

Uh-huh, likely story. ;)

[H2O Man]

9. Wait until

the phone bills comes. "You dialed the 'wrong number' how many times?"

[polichick]

12. Maybe Mr. King had better intercept that bill!

[Horse with no Name]

33. Cmon now waterman

He had to make sure he had the right "wrong number".;)

[Book Lover]

1. I think what people *really* want to know is

what was the number you misdialed?!

[kimmerspixelated]

5. Especially guys!

Guys who must piddle,piddle,piddle with their petrified little poodle!

[Mr_King]

14. LOL

I don't think the mods would like that.

[Ezlivin]

2. Did you still make a donation?

I'm curious (yellow)...

[Mr_King]

13. Well the thing is...

I couldn't understand her "Asian accent" but when she said something about wanting my credit card number; I knew I wasn't talking to the Obama campaign because they'd ask how much did I want to donate before asking for my credit card number. Plus I wanted my yard sign before I made another donation.

It was an intresting 15 seconds.

[Indenturedebtor]

25. 15 seconds? Damn I could save a fortune with that kind of efficiency!

I think you're just setting up your cover story for when Mrs_King takes a look at the phonebill :D

[Zenlitened]

18. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ian David]

3. You should have asked her if she wanted to donate to Obama. n/t

[tblue]

4. I'm sure she woulda helped you get your Yard Sign up!

Did ya even ask?

[11 Bravo]

6. Is that what you're going to tell your wife when she notices a 15 minute call to that number?

(Hey, we kid because we love!)

[AndyA]

7. You might want to call your long distance carrier and tell them about your mistake.

You might be shocked to see what that telephone call you misdialed is going to cost you! $$$$$

[sniffa]

8. ***BREAKING DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE***

**MUST CREDIT MATT DRUDGE**

REPORTS INDICATE THAT THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN OPERATES A PHONE SEX LINE TO RAISE FUNDS. DEVELOPING.

[rwenos]

10. Learn Anything About their Positions? n/t

[Atmashine]

15. lol

Even my wife thought that was funny.

[Mabus]

11. Are you sure you didn't call the GOP?

They are the ones who have been whispering sweet nothings into our ear, giving us lip service and fucking us out of our money for years now.

[Mr_King]

17. If it was the Repukes...

it would have been a D.C. prostitute on the other end, or a male teenage congressional page.

[Mabus]

21. Or worse

a lobbyist or Jeff Gannon (or other member of the DC political media).

[Zenlitened]

16. That's odd. I was just calling a phone sex line when somehow...

:eyes:

[asdjrocky]

19. So that's what you're going to tell your wife?

Sure ya did. Just kidding. Actually my banks 800 number is very close to a sex number, so I understand this can happen.

[AzDar]

20. Yes, we can...Oh, GOD...YES!! Yesssss we CAN!!

(Just typing that got me Fired up! Ready to Go!!)

:rofl:

[Xithras]

23. Best reply yet

That puts the "Big O" in Obama!

[Indenturedebtor]

27. Haha yeah reminds me of that movie where Jamie Fox is impersonating Dr. King in bed

"And I will nibble every mountain top, and explore every valley!" :hide:

[Indenturedebtor]

26. LOL America needs to Stand Up and Get Down for teh win! n/t

[NV Whino]

22. So, is she going to vote for Obama?

[Berry Cool]

24. I'm going to call Obama right now

and ask him what he's wearing.

[geiger]

28. hey, thanks for the heads up. it's time for some fucking comic relief.

GASP.

[miyazaki]

29. she sound hot? n/t/

[Mr_King]

30. If you like fake Asian accents...

then yeah she sounded hot.

[Mr_King]

31. *UPDATE*

The yard sign finally arrived today.

[guitar man]

32. and it took you

30 minutes to figure it out,right? :shrug:

:rofl:

[Javaman]

34. this thread is worthless without pictures!

:rofl: