This Modern World: On Parallel Earth, ...

[meegbear]

the Republican presidential candidate is an actual Neanderthal

[Richardo]

1. "A deer caught in the headlights"!

:rofl:

[tama]

2. Aren't we all? n/t

[snot]

3. best laugh i've had in more than 24 hrs.

[IDemo]

4. Andy Borowitz (HuffPo) - McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deer

With less than a week to go before the crucial vice-presidential debate, GOP presidential nominee John McCain announced today that he was replacing his running mate, Alaska governor Sarah Palin, with a startled deer.

According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric.

"Good Lord, a startled deer could do better than that," Sen. McCain reportedly said, prompting his aides to draw up a shortlist of startled deer.

The Arizona senator supposedly brushed aside concerns that a startled deer would wilt under the pressure of a televised debate, telling aides, "At least a goddamn deer won't go on about Alaska being close to Russia."

The McCain campaign said today that Sen. McCain's new running mate, Bucky the Red Deer, would not be made available to the press prior to the debate.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/mccain-replaces-palin-wit_b_130111.html

[Catbird]

5. Deer caught in headlights can be very dangerous!

A deer caught in the headlights may not get out of the road in time to avoid being hit. The collision is not good for either the deer or the car and its passengers.