I'm beginning to have violent physical/mental reactions at

[Subdivisions]

the sight and/or sound of right wingnuts and freeptards.

Am I polarized?

[Ian David]

1. We should have a DU fund to post bail for people.

If I ever meet THIS lady in person...



I'll need someone here to post bail for me.

You'd think Republicans could afford a better set of dentures, though.

[XemaSab]

6. I don't think they typically grant bail

for exceptionally brutal crimes. :P

[Ian David]

31. If one were to reach up someone's ass into their colon and withdraw a handful of feces...

and then force that feces past someone's cheap set of dentures down their throat, would that be exceptionally brutal?

I'm just asking, hypothetically.

For no reason.

[hootinholler]

34. I feel the same way about * and half the cabinet.

By their rules, as long as there's no organ failure involved, you're good to go.

-Hoot

[firedupdem]

7. ROFL!!!! OMG!!!! Thank you for that!!!!! First time I laughed all day!

[liberalmuse]

2. No.

That is just your body's normal reaction towards fighting off deadly pathogens.

[The Blue Flower]

3. My reaction to Piggy Palin is the same as to *

I simply cannot look at her.

[cliffordu]

16. I can't either. She makes me sick to my stomach.

[Connonym]

27. her voice, omg her voice

Jesus weeps when he hears that awful sound

[Javaman]

33. it's like finger nails on a chalk board.

that accent of hers is like putting ice picks in my ears.

[endarkenment]

4. you are having an allergic reaction to the dumb

it is perfectly natural.

[magellan]

5. Want to know what happened to me today?

I got a notice from my ISP that some asshat reported me for spam, just because I sent a reply-to-all response to an anti-Obama forward quoting Limpballs.

A so-called friend sent me the forward. Even though I've asked her not to, then warned her not to, she's still sending them. So I did a reply-to-all on this one. My rebuttal wasn't nasty, I used no curse words...I simply said the forward was a lie and explained why.

I'm an evil little spammer for that.

So again, clear evidence that Repugs support free speech only as long as they agree with it. Otherwise they go out of their way to shut you down.

I'm so angry I feel like :puke:

[adamuu]

8. OMG thats awful. Proof that its not just McCain.

sorry that happened
:grouphug:

[magellan]

9. Thanks, me too

I've tried to discover which of the recipients complained but apparently that isn't possible. I don't know any of them anyway. It's a shitty way to handle a disagreement but I'm not surprised, considering the source material!

[adamuu]

28. I would do the same thing again if I were you.

Next time use a different account that you don't care about as much.

Don't let it discourage you. You did the right thing.

Imagine that one asshat falsely accused you of spamming... but a dozen others quietly wondered about the accuracy of the original email, thanks to you.


FIGHT THE SMEARS!

[ColbertWatcher]

14. I think we need to give out medals.

You've earned a spammie medal.

[magellan]

18. Thank you

I'd like to thank my father and my mother, without whose lily-white conservative values I wouldn't be the raging liberal I am today.

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Wear it proudly! n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

22. I uploaded a better version. n/t

[magellan]

23. Nice. Is that a real medal?

If so, may I ask what it's for?

[ColbertWatcher]

24. It's a pewter decoration for a mailbox. n/t

[magellan]

25. LOL, I'm such a cheap date

I'll take it! ;)

[ColbertWatcher]

26. Congratulations! You're a member of the Email Brigade! n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

10. As an certified internets psychologist ...

... I do not see anything wrong with your behavior.

Have a drink and enjoy your normalcy.

[wildbilln864]

11. divide and conquer. nt

[backscatter712]

12. Sounds like me almost all the time now.

I swear, if one of those vote-suppressing sons-of-bitches tries to tell me I can't vote.

If some sneering pencilneck told me I could not legally exercise my right to vote because some Rovian minion put me on his list...

It would take a dozen cops with tasers, pepper spray, batons and guns to remove my hands from his throat.

I don't care if I go to jail for doing it.

I don't care if I get tombstoned from DU for saying it.

I don't care anymore. I feel that fucking violent.

[underseasurveyor]

20. Might I suggest to you that you turn that negative energy into a positive.

Don't get mad, don't get even... GET AHEAD :evilgrin: It's far more satisfying than going to jail and spending all that money on attorneys, sitting in jail waiting for arraignments, etc. blahyaddablahblah.

:toast:

But yea, I can relate ;-)

[Tindalos]

13. Beginning?

You must have a very high tolerance. I started screaming uncontrollably at the sight of them,
a la Homer Simpson, years ago. Sounds like whatever was giving you partial immunity
is starting to wear off.

[Morrisons Ghost]

30. I tend

to stab myself in the leg with a number two pencil. Whenever The Chimp comes on television.

[EFerrari]

15. Does one side of you attract metals?

[KillCapitalism]

17. I just find myself looking down at them.

Sometimes I see them and I just think "Man it must really suck to be that stupid."

[Marlana]

21. I used to get hives every time I saw Bush on TV.

Now I just turn it off when I see his face. Sarah Palin makes my left eye twitch. I think it's her voice, I don't even have to see her, just hear her, and the eye starts up without fail.

[Dogtown]

29. Maybe

or Balkanized.


But at least you aren't lobotomized. Or you'd vote republican.

[Naturyl]

32. If this is literally true...

You might want to think about meds.

There's no shame in being driven to meds by these people. It just indicates you have a conscience.