a letter to the Obama campaign

[frustrated_lefty]

Senators,

I am writing to beg you both to react speedily and with vigor against the republican slander machine. The focus you have displayed on issues within this campaign is laudable. It truly is.

I was born and raised in Louisiana, though, and you must understand this if you mean to win. Many people in the South work hard, and they do not have cable and they do not have time to listen to a few hours of spirited discussion after dinner. They're checking the livestock, they're looking for moles and making sure the crops are ok. They DON'T get the luxury of listening to highminded debate about the future of this country, They get 30 second sound bites.

I can tell you how the sex-ed ad ran in the South. It came across as a black man trying to teach white girls about sex. You can't let them get away with this! In the North, that kind of racism doesn't exist, but it's well and alive in the South.

You need to hit these bastards back hard.

John McCain is a hero for crashing 5 planes? Where are the medals for the pilots who kept their planes in the air?

John McCain wants change? Change what, his Alzheimer's medication, or his diaper?

John McCain wants diplomacy in Iraq? With the Sunni's or the Shia, they all look the same to him.

Sarah Palin? She stared across the ocean, over the carcasses of wolves she killed aerially, and saw into the eyes of Putin and saw a man she could trust. Blood, we want blood.

Loving the olympics, she named her oxycontin addicted son Track Enfield.

It's a shame to the American people, but maybe if she ever had an orgasm, she wouldn't sound so squeaky when she talks. Look at her, she fidgets, can't sit still, constantly wiggles her fanny. The Alaskan governor needs to take the edge off.

Take that message home, gentlemen.

[annabanana]

1. McCain's "change" is CHUMP change !

(How's that?)

[Fire1]

2. OUT FREAKIN' STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!