The ad someone needs to make: "Daddy, who is Levi Johnston, why was he on the stage"?

[Fumesucker]

Uttered by an adorable blond haired just turning pubescent girl.

There is a segment of the Republican Party's coalition that has just had its ability to ignore cognitive dissonance stretched further than it has ever been stretched before.

These guys really want to kill Levi Johnston but instead saw him shaking hands with powerful politicians on stage at the RNC.

[nichomachus]

1. Easy answer: Levi is Bristol's future ex-husband.

[Fumesucker]

3. Dr Laura would call him a sperm donor.

And everyone knows it.

Cognitive dissonance so strong it can warp the very fabric of the universe.

Every time I've thrown this particular rhetorical grenade into a conservative foxhole, nothing has come out.

[nichomachus]

7. I may steal that line

Cognitive dissonance so strong it can warp the very fabric of the universe.

That hits the nail on the head.

And "Conservative Foxhole." There are a hundred jokes in that alone -- any combination of "Conservative" "Hole" and "Fox" could be funny.

[CJCRANE]

2. He is the "abstain from contraception" kid nt

[Snotcicles]

4. Another ad: John McCain asks America

"Friends, will you elect me to be your leader" America answers.
"No, lets just stay FRIENDS"

[LisaL]

5. Which would be a total waste of money.

The kid isn't running for anything.

[Fumesucker]

6. The people who put Levi Johnston on stage.

Are running for something.

That is the point.

There is a segment of the population raising young girls, they tend to be Republican, particularly if they are white.

Putting Levi Johnston on stage made him part of the national debate on "morals".

Clearly, out of wedlock sex is just fine if you say you're going to marry the young lady afterward.