Our side is gracious. Their side thanks us for our graciousness.

[Stinky The Clown]

And then they kick the shit out of us ...... again.

And again and again.

Some actions always result in the very same ending.

Always.

[The Backlash Cometh]

1. When have they ever thanked us?

[Stinky The Clown]

5. When we say shit on national teevee like "she gave a great speech" .....

..... and they thank us and then tell us how bad our guys are.

Like they've been doing this morning on every network when one of ours and one of theirs is on as guests. They way they have been doing for EVER.

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. that's what you get when you schedule your convention first

the other side gets to have the last word.

[melody]

3. There is a set pattern -- the incumbent party goes second

We're not "letting" them do anything.

[Stinky The Clown]

4. Our convention is first because we're always the losers

The incumbents go last.