CAPTION this mildly disturbing photo

[Crankie Avalon]

"I can't tell you how much I appreciate your trying to give a man my age some wood, my friends..."

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Is that a .22 cartridge in your pocket,

or are you glad to see me?

[Goldfish]

24. Yeah, what is that thing?

Does anyone else see something under his coat--like the outline of an artillery
belt? Or is he wired up like B**sh?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. "Bye now. Enjoy the obscurity."

The bus you see is yours Sarah.

[TahitiNut]

3. "Thank you for making my Hugh Hefner fantasy come true."

:rofl:

[knitter4democracy]

4. Ah, there, there. We all forget where we are sometimes.

I'm sure they'll have snacks on the bus.

[Bucky]

7. !

DUzy worthy

[knitter4democracy]

8. She has the same look on her face that I've seen on aides' faces.

I almost said something about how the bus isn't leaving yet to take him home, but I couldn't make it work right. I miss teaching at the local adult day care facility. Great people, and they have so much fun in the class as they discover over and over again what they're working on. :)

[Bucky]

5. People hugging is "mildly disturbing"?

Don't you know people become Republican from a lack of love? This is part of the solution, though I doubt the treatments will work in time.

[Crankie Avalon]

11. I don't know...

...the slackness in McCain's body and the rapturous look on her face make her look like she's lovingly clutching a corpse ("Now I get to be President!"). The photo reminds me a little of Weekend at Bernie's, except McCain should be the one wearing the sunglasses.

[Bucky]

23. He leans forward to hug someone who's shorter... and you call that corpse like?

I just don't see why we have to work so hard to dislike these people when all the reasons we need are right there in the party's platform.

[fla nocount]

6. I like her, you put your arms around her and she closes her eyes and takes a grip.

My kind of girl.

[ToddRodd]

9. "See junior.... then you slip the hooks off like this......"

[Earth_First]

10. "This is what we call the 'Sweet Talk Express' my dear..."

"...care to see the Green Room?"

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "If your erection lasts longer than 6 hours call 1-900-Barbie ASAP"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. "Oh, Mr. Lincoln!"

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Oh John Boy, I can offer you so much more than beer and houses!"

[Blue Diadem]

15. My Soulmate!

:puke:

[flamingdem]

16. P O W baby vicey poo

[NYC Liberal]

17. This one is better:

[Crankie Avalon]

18. Omigod...

...you're right. He looks a litle like Pepe Le Pew slobbering over the girl cat.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. "Cute little Devil, reminds me of my good friend Dave Vitter!"

"Koochey Koochey Coup!"

[knitter4democracy]

28. We're not letting him near our kid, agreed?

Totally.

[Bluebear]

20. "Aren't you two a little old for the father-daughter Purity Ball?"

[BanTheGOP]

21. "We're even...I make you the VP Pick, you won't tell anyone I knocked up Bristol"

[Bravo Zulu]

22. "I love the way POWs smell!"

[The Gunslinger]

25. Vivaaaaa Viagra

[Canuckistanian]

26. Oh, you're So much more manly than Todd (psst! You! Check his pulse)

[alfredo]

27. Silicone, I win!

[lame54]

29. "Hands above the waist buddy, hands above the waist."