Bush Calls Rush Limbaugh Show (Get Ready To Puke!)

[JFN1]

Gods, this is on Google news!!

From the article:

Rush Limbaugh was going along today, doing his radio show as usual, when producers started waving their arms frantically trying to get his attention. It seemed POTUS was on the line from Kennebunkport, Me. He and his father (Bush 41) and his brother Jeb (former governor of Florida) were calling to congratulate the conservative broadcaster on his 20 years on the air.

Can you feel the male love in the air? Gross...

RUSH: What are...? (interruption) Interrupting for what?

THE PRESIDENT: Hello!

RUSH: Oh, jeez. The president?

THE PRESIDENT: Rush Limbaugh?

RUSH: Yes, sir, Mr. President.

THE PRESIDENT: President George W. Bush calling to congratulate you on 20 years of important and excellent broadcasting.

RUSH: Well, thank you, sir. You've stunned me! (laughing) I'm shocked. But thank you so much.

THE PRESIDENT: That's hard to do.

RUSH: (laughing) I know, it is.

THE PRESIDENT: I'm here with a room full of admirers. There are two others that would like to speak to you and congratulate you, people who consider you ...

... friends and really appreciate the contribution you've made.

RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much. Put 'em on.

And so on...there's more, if you can stomach it...

[DemoTex]

1. Sittin' around drinking Scotch and OJ and huffin' Barb's hair spray.

Dialin' for dumbasses.

[NightWatcher]

2. sounds like monkey boy is winding up things in the WH

yay, maybe he could head out a few months early

[bushmeister0]

3. Ugh! No thanks.

But, did the subject of substance abuse come up?

Probably not, come to think of it. The kinds of drugs the Bush family deals with usually fly in on CIA Airlines and the ones Rush gets come in bottles. So, I guess, they wouldn't have much to talk about on that subject.

[johnnie]

4. That puts georgie right up there..

...with every other idiot that calls that guy's show. He's moving up.

[npk]

5. Start looking for a body in the river tom.

That was a phone call to establish an alibi for Jeb...

That's all I'm saying, just start checking the river banks.

[texastoast]

6. The Republican Party's mouthpiece

And who recced this thread?

[johnnie]

7. "And who recced this thread?"

Probably rush.

[npk]

9. Of course Bush should be calling Rush

For without Rush brilliant and despicable spinning no one would have voted for any of those horrible twits in the first place.

[JFN1]

8. It merely confirms Rush's role

in criminal propaganda efforts by the Bush White House - it is an open admission of that relationship - isn't it? And given the relative lovefest on display, perhaps Bush is counting on Rush defending him even more vigorously, and soon...

[Mike Nelson]

10. Two old burn-outs

who sold their souls

[AnnieBW]

11. Thanks for being a good water carrier

We couldn't have done it without you, Pig-Boy!

:puke:

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

12. The Chimp and The Blimp. n/t

[msu2ba]

14. You forgot one.......

The Blimp, the Chimp and the Wimp! Can't leave Poppy out.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

17. You're right!

:rofl:

my bad!

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Two flaming assholes that truly deserve each other.

[lpbk2713]

15. It was all scripted .... Count on it.

Those assholes wouldn't do something like that just on a whim.

And they sure as hell wouldn't let Shit-for-Brains talk on the
radio without a script (with phonetic spelling) in front of him.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. The Chimp knew when the big hand was on the 12 he had to call in.

[ccharles000]

18. Totally gross make me ill.