Complete this sentence: The "surge" will never...

[ck4829]

Here's some items to start off with.

The "surge" will never...
Catch Osama bin Laden
Lower gas prices
Solve our deficit
Justify invading Iraq in the first place

Just thought I'd create a little something for all those "surge" lovers out there, who seem to think that the "surge" made everything OK.

Now you try!

[meegbear]

1. love me like you did.

[MrScorpio]

2. Fix me dinner

Or even lunch, for that matter

[DailyGrind51]

3. Get through my surge protector!

;-)

[DearAbby]

4. "The "surge" will never...

end...well okay it will end, maybe in about 100 years" - I am John McCain, and I approved this message

[annabanana]

5. end. .. . . . . . . . .n/t

[paparush]

6. Take my son!

[tridim]

7. ..be called what it really was, an escalation.

[Regret My New Name]

8. The surge will never...

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up