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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 07:03 PM
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The Pantyhose Bandit's got L'eggs...
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The Pantyhose Bandit's got L'eggs...

July 23, 2008

By Kerry Skemp in News

...and s/he knows where to put them. Milford, MA has its pantyhose in a knot over the queen-sized black pantyhose littering a school bus stop on Camp Street. The hose is frequently left at the bus stop, where it freaks out innocent children trying to get to school, and is also simply a "sheer annoyance," as the Globe put it. One local woman said she picked up more than 40 pairs in one day--that's a lot of pantyhose. Maybe Jame Gumb is cleaning out his closet? The as-yet-unidentified Pantyhose Bandit is currently still on the "run" from the law. We hope the police can put a control (top) on the situation.

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