I find some of the funniest stuff on rw blogs - here is a solution to global warming

[proud2BlibKansan]

If some one can figure out how to keep the world from revolving closer to the sun they will solve the global warming problem real fast. Until then it is going to just get warmer and warmer. I was taught that in school years ago. So jump on the global warming band wagon but it wont work unless we reverse the gravatational pull.

http://community.myfoxkc.com/blogs/woodburner/2008/07/18/HOW_TO_STOP_GLOBAL_WARMING

[treestar]

1. Now where is your faith in man's creativity and inventiveness?

:rofl:

The freepers are probably hard at work discovering how to carry out this solution!

:rofl:

Maybe we can "drive" the planet to put it wherever it is most convenient! We can also account for the sun becoming a red giant and a black dwarf someday!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

2. what fuckin' school was THAT learned in?

[Arctic Dave]

3. I guessing he meant Kindergarten.

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. The sun is further way from the earth in summer

than in the winter in the northern hemisphere.

Its sad that we have such idiots.

[treestar]

5. It's the directiion of the tilt that makes it warmer/colder

Maybe we can fix that! :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. Quick let's all go to China and lean in the same direction!!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

16. Or just get the Chinese to all jump up and down at the same time!

lol

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Well duh

But don't tell the freeper. That just blows his theory right out of the water. LOL

[World Citizen]

6. what's wrong with building ...

some really big air conditioners and pointing them at the sun? All this gravity stuff is too complicated and would take too long.

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. Now you are doing some thinking!

:rofl:

[pokercat999]

11. How about a really big pump and we sprinkle some water

on the sun.....maybe just around the edges, to cool it a little.

[Muttocracy]

14. How about giant sunglasses or window blinds?

[RC]

25. Team up with World Citizen (#6) and build a big swamp cooler.

That should work good, huh?

[treestar]

12. How about a great big screen around the entire earth, one that

can filter out the offending UV rays while letting the good rays in! :rofl:

[Muttocracy]

15. :jinx: great minds think alike! :)

[World Citizen]

19. that's good!

and maybe it will keep the mosquitos out too!

[Merlot]

20. We used to have one of those...

I believe it was called the ozone layer.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Oh, my poor head

[tannybogus]

13. Somebody was homeschooled with

Mad Magazine.

:bounce:

[Frances]

17. Yesterday I was reading comments on Politico

Someone said that when George Washington was president, DC was under a glacier.

[Canuckistanian]

18. You can't BUY stupid like that

You have to incubate it yourself, then let it fester for many, many years.

Oy.

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. The blog where I found this is one of my faves

Usually they go on and on about Britney or American Idol or some other unimportant crap that is obviously causing all of them to lose sleep.

But about once a week they post a doozy like this one.

[wtmusic]

22. It's amazing that they're even acknowledging global warming

a step in the right direction.

Now about that high school diploma...

[tsuki]

23. wont work...gravatational? Sign that boy up at MIT. nt

[Starry Messenger]

24. Wow.

At least they believe that the earth revolves around the sun. :sarcasm:

I want to laugh, but it's so sad.

MPK