Details of the Next McCain Trip Abroad are Revealed !

[KurtNYC]

McCain to visit Czechoslovakia, East Germany



After hugging Bush goodbye, Senator John McCain will embark on a diplomatic tour which may shore up his foreign policy credentials. Some people say that the trip was hastily scheduled to get away from 61 year-old Denver librarian Carol Kreck, ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfB4ZqgUlgw ) but the McCain campaign denies that:

"If anything, John wants to get away from the disgrace that is Social Security and all the Americans who whining about foreclosures on their homes, gasoline prices, 14% inflation and the destruction of the US economy. John, as he always said, is an expert on the economy and knows that there is nothing wrong with the mortgage industry or general economy. And since the only problems with the US economy are psychological, if elected, John will ask Dr. Phil to become his Chief Economist."

Advisors say McCain is anxious to catch up on events in Czechoslovakia and make sure the Soviets aren't going to reduce “the energy supplies to Czechoslovakia.” http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/07/16/mccain-... /

"Then it's on to meet with Vladimir Putin the President of Germany, although we are not sure if he is President of East Germany or West Germany so we'll visit both as long as we can get passed the Berlin Wall. John recently pondered 'When will Gorbachev tear down that wall?'"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ENwej0fpc

The last stop on the trip will be to Pakistan where McCain has invited Afghan President Hamid Karzai. McCain says he knows how close the neighbors are. McCain announced last week that there is "good news, I think that there is a glimmer of improving relationship between Karzai and the Pakistanis."

# # #

[NeoTheo]

1. O.K., the picture of Jr and the Mac

are causing my gaydar to go to autoload.

[KurtNYC]

3. I'm getting that scottkleeb ad next to it so it it looks very

Brokeback Mountain, or should that be: Broke banks mountin'

[NeoTheo]

4. Broke banks mountin

LOL, got to love that slogan.

[salin]

2. bwahahahaha

on which stop does he visit the zoo to see the unicorns?

[Oldtimeralso]

6. They are in the cage right next to the jackalopes! N/T

[KurtNYC]

5. shameless self kick

.

[TahitiNut]

7. East Pakistan or West Pakistan???

:dunce: