New McCain Product! Just in time for summer! (why?)

[uppityperson]

Only $10 and it usually ships in 2-3 weeks. Order now and you can get yours by August!

McCain Ice Scraper! So...every time you have to scrape your car window next winter...assuming you can afford gas...you will think of John McCain and wonder "why?"

Global Climate Change? No worries! Order your McCain Ice Scraper and laugh this August at all those fools who call it "global warming".

[whistle]

1. It is really a republican nut scratcher and although that may sound sexist

...female republicans can use it as a sex toy

[Mojambo]

2. A frosty morning in early January. President-Elect Obama to be sworn in later that day.

And McCain is scraping ice off of cars all over the country.

Sounds right. Sounds very right.

[TommyO]

3. The thought of a McCain presidency is so chilling

that even in the summer, cars freeze over and batteries die. The made these out of necessity, they needed to clean off the campaign vehicles.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. Before I could focus on it, I thought it was for his combover...

...here is another one I saw them talk about on fark...

[whistle]

6. That almost looks like a military draft button

[ColbertWatcher]

8. It's part of the Presidential Seal that McSame is using to make $ n/t

[elvisbear]

5. Because Hell will have frozen over if McCain wins.

:evilgrin:

[Historic NY]

7. Actually its a GOP sh-t speader, it has a wide stance I mean blade.