Mitch McConnell is a spineless, chinless, witless, dickless, ratfaced asshat

[Stinky The Clown]

(this post apropos of nothing)

[Parche]

1. And Kentucky Can Vote Him OUT This Year

:woohoo: :woohoo:


Hi uncle dad...................Itch McConnell

[Captain Hilts]

15. He uses the same pollster as the White House. 'Nuff said. nt

[tabasco]

2. Tell us something we don't know. n/t

[damntexdem]

3. Oh, stop pulling your punches!

Tell us what you really feel!

[tularetom]

4. He also appears to be lipless

[Ilsa]

18. But he seems to have a nice complexion. I wonder if he Botoxes or something. nt

[saltpoint]

5. That is a gracious assessment.

He's actually far worse than that.

:thumbsup: :hi:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. I prefer to use the Chevy Chase "Christmas Vacation" rant to describe Mr. Chao:

"Mitch McConnell is a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?"

:rofl:

Oh yeah...he also has no fucking LIPS.

[Captain Hilts]

13. That's what we who LIVE in Chevy Chase think too....nt

[liberal N proud]

7. If I didn't know better, I would think you liked this creep

[Warpy]

8. I think he looks more like a cockroach

and doesn't anybody in the GOP ever go to a dentist? Ye gawds. I hope those brown, mossy nubbins hurt him.

The good news is that he just might be in trouble this time around.

[nomorenomore08]

17. Well, I have read that Kentucky has the nation's worst dental health...

Still, you'd think that with access to a federal health plan, McConnell's teeth would be better taken care of. Must be too much tobaccy-chawin'. :P

[VP505]

9. Wonder why when I

see that mug I get an urge to slap it into next week!

[Captain Hilts]

10. ...who looks like Howdy Doody. nt

[Old Codger]

28. please

I would appreciate you not disparaging my childhood hero like that Howdy was my pal...

[asjr]

11. And you are being generous with that.

[Judi Lynn]

12. Yeah, but when he gets cleaned up, he is possibly the best looking Republican around!

Guys with chins, eat your hearts out!

[butterfly77]

20. Please, him and his no nothing wife...

another unqualified bush appointment.

[underpants]

14. Why does a lump of mashed potatoes wear glasses?

because the old one left

[Ikonoklast]

16. He also has small hands and smells like cheese

Some people say....

[butterfly77]

19. So someone else finally noticed...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. And his wife Elaine Chao gives me the willies

Actually, it's a toss up between Libby Dole and Elaine Chao as to which is more unspeakably disgusting to me.

[MiniMe]

22. He is the Frank Burns of politics

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

23. He has that Republican look of morbid constipation

Brit Hume perfected the look, which is one of extreme anal retentiveness that suggests that at any moment, they could go into convulsions and their anus could swallow their entire body through its event horizon and suck it down the black hole with a "phhhhhhht" into nothingness. Instant rapture.

[Stinky The Clown]

24. DUzey Nominee .... right here .... read a DUzey in advance!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[pleah]

25. This rat hasn't seen the light of day in a while,

has he? :rofl:

[lib2DaBone]

26. Mr. Chao...

Lying sycophant husband and wife team for Bushista. Jim and Tammy Faye of the Beltway. But more than that.. he reminds me most of this guy... the cockroach man from MIB!

[Vinca]

27. Okay, those are his positive points. Let's hear the negs.!

:rofl:

[Lint Head]

29. He looks like one of the Nazis in an Indiana Jones movie.

[lonestarnot]

30. or a monkey's ass turned wrong side out.

[hatrack]

31. Actually, he reminds me of somebody else - especially the mouth . .

Now, who was it . . .



What movie was it in . .



Oh, yeah . . .





YEAH!





THAT'S IT!

[Oilwellian]

32. I did a video on him a few months ago

I have some Kentucky friends who asked me to do it...Stumbo was considering running against him at the time so I based the video on that but it's timeless where Mitch is concerned. I know he's not polling well and the Dems have a real shot at taking him down.

Here's the video if you wanna laugh....I was really tickled with this one...The Nation linked to it which gave it lots of hits. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2RCIwx78bA