Photo: Jenna & Henry's Hawaiian Honeymoon

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/jenna-bush-checks-her-man/

[begin_within]

1. "What's that?!?!?!?"

[Parche]

2. Chest Hair Strategery?

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

:hi:

[undeterred]

3. Ah, the pasty flabby white of the far right.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. "Gee, honey. I thought crabs were lower than this."

[Warpy]

11. OUCH!!!!!

:rofl:

Yer goin' to hell for that one.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

I'm still a Cosmo Girl . . .

[wtmusic]

5. "Yikes! That's not a heart, is it?"

[NightWatcher]

6. if you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas. Is that what she's checking for?

[YOY]

7. "Oh is that the third nipple you use as a tertiary excuse to not enlisting?"

n/t

[SpiralHawk]

16. She married a republicon chickenhawk?

Guess she wanted someone like her old man, Commander AWOL, and the rest of the republicon chickenhawk 'leadership.'

I guess the pic shows a Freedom Frisk...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

23. She married a Republican Chickenhawk who also is a former Karl Rove aide...n/t

[SpiralHawk]

25. Rove himself being a republicon chickenhawk. Of course.

[elizfeelinggreat]

27. sure did

I still can't figure out why some people think she doesn't condone her father's policies when her actions speak otherwise... wishful thinking?

[MuseRider]

8. Honey I have told you a brazillion times

to cover your mouth AND your nose when you sneeze!

** so sorry but when I saw SplashNews on the credit that just popped into my mind**

[mitchum]

9. So much for all of that master race nonsense

[merh]

10. And she really needs to touch up those roots.

x(

[RebelOne]

12. Meow. Would you like a saucer of milk?

[merh]

14. Not catty at all - it is the truth

look at those roots.

I haven't even commented on her nit picking at her man this early in the relationship.

:silly:

[YOY]

18. No, but she should get her face done

She looks like her dad. Can you imagine making love to that?

Enough to make one go into to the priesthood...

[kskiska]

13. It was reported they were going to Europe

I guess nobody even cared enough to tail them.

[notadmblnd]

17. Looks like she's picking fleas off him, just like her mommy does with her big monkey

[Lex]

19. .

[eShirl]

20. "nipples for men!"

(from the movie Time Bandits)

Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!

Robert: Slugs.

Evil: Slugs! He created slugs!

[Geoff R. Casavant]

21. "They'll make the incision here . . .

. . . and they tell me Cheney will be able to last another whole year on your heart."

[thereismore]

22. Looks like he is carrying already. Nice little potbellied republican piggie. nt

[Bucky]

24. "See, if you had a heart, that's where it would be."

Honestly, I don't care if rich people go on vacation. It's good for the economy. It's when they fuck up our government and other peoples' countries that they bother me.

[Swamp Rat]

26. Here ya go:

:D

[Blue_Tires]

28. is he asleep?

and who can forget this epic prank? (20 seconds in)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKA2ShzdYZA&feature=related

[npincus]

29. is she tweaking his nipple?

Republican sex... eeeeew.

[laylah]

30. I am disgusted with

myself that I even looked. So many more important things.

[Auggie]

31. Guess I'm the only one who thinks they should have privacy on their honeymoon

[Evoman]

32. "This is where my daddy says our hearts would be if we were human".

[Vinca]

33. ROFL - that's very funny. nt