Jenna Bush Wedding Photo - Comparison

[evilkumquat]

Pop Quiz: Can you tell which wedding photo shows the military-age President's daughter and military-age former GOP aid?

[Ilsa]

1. I wonder how the couple on the right is doing these days.

ARe they making it okay? They've been married several years now.

Jenna's husband'd hand in front of her looks weird. Poor placement by the photographer. The hand looks abnormally large.

[TalkingDog]

3. It's covering the Bump. At least that's what it looks like to me.

I could be wrong.

[Warpy]

11. I saw a recent picture of him for a few seconds

while I was channel surfing. Reconstructive surgery has worked a few miracles. He is still not model material, but he looks much better than he did in his wedding photo.

[rockymountaindem]

16. That's good to hear

I think about that guy every time people talk about wounded troops.

[elehhhhna]

12. IIRC they have divorced.

[oedura]

23. It only lasted a year...

I wouldn't be surprised if she took one look at him after he came back from the war and started calculating how long she'd need to stay with him in order to seem supportive, but not be accused of being a cold-hearted bitch. I'm just speculating, of course.

Still, we're talking an 18 year old who was engaged to her high school sweetheart. She probably had a head full of fairy tale visions about marrying Prince Charming, but thanks to the chimp's BS war she ended up with an ogre...minus the somewhat amusing Shrek personality.

You can only expect so much.

[ColbertWatcher]

2. ?

And which photo shows someone who served their country?

[smoogatz]

4. The couple on the right are already divorced, apparently.

And not surprisingly, I guess. A tragedy all around. Excellent post, btw.

And yes, Jenna appears in the other pig-farm weddin' photos to be about four months along.

[Supersedeas]

7. sad days

[madaboutharry]

9. Do you have a link?

I recall reading about their story somewhere. It showed them before he went to Iraq, so terribly sad. I would like to read more.

[eomer]

13. A link.

Yes, they are divorced.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article3886348.ece?token=null&offset=0

[onethatcares]

14. he was on a cop show, maybe 48 hrs a while back

that's his job now. I know nothing about his married life.

[crimsonblue]

5. that picture on the right is heart breaking...

:cry:

[BrklynLib at work]

6. Yes. Horrible..and it is sad that they have split. TYVM George Bush

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. ..

[Vinca]

10. That picture on the right makes you tear up every time.

It's sickening what some people are faced with in life thanks to an idiot being elected president.

[ThatsMyBarack]

15. I thought * wasn't elected!

That makes the hurt even worse. :(

[Stinky The Clown]

17. Are we also expected to ignore her full termer delivered 5 months after the Pig Farm Party?

I think the official answer is 'yes'.

And the emperor has fine clothes.

[Ilsa]

18. Yeah, but I'd give her credit for announcing the engagement

earlier in the year.

[rainbow4321]

19. She'll probably try to do what one of my family members did

Tried to convince people she had a "premature baby" 8 months into their marriage---one problem..the baby weighed in at 8+ pounds.

I imagine in this case, though, the birth weight will be altered for the media. Or we will hear that gigantic newborns run in chimp's family and she was never expected to have a full term pregnancy.

[Stinky The Clown]

20. Baby chimps aren't all **that** big ........

This is reputed to be her father .........

[LeftyMom]

21. Five bucks says they pass it off as gestational diabetes

That would explain the "early" baby of normal size- GD babies tend to be induced early before they get too big for safe delivery. And since she's a bit on the chunky side, it'd be quite believable.

[Feron]

22. I must be the only person here..

that doesn't think that Jenna is pregnant. Jenna has always had that build: slim, but 'fat' by Hollywood standards. Take her falling down drunk photo for instance.

And I find it disturbing that people think that a woman is 'fat' or 'pregnant' simply because she isn't a size 2 or 4. She looks healthy which can be a rare thing for a woman in the spotlight.

Hell even if it were a shotgun wedding, it's not a big deal although I would recommend against them.

Anyway Jenna doesn't help make national or foreign policy or try to impose close-minded crap on anyone so I'll reserve my bile for someone who does--like her dad.