Breaking: God Smites Bush Wedding (not kidding)

[Kittycat]

Folks, you just can't make this up. As the news has so gleefully informed us with their vomitous fawning - Tomorrow is Ms. Jenna Bush's wedding. Well, it appears as though God isn't all too happy about the Bush's spoiling his weekend, and he's decided to let them know.

I picked up on this tidbit over at http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/5/9/23442/56449">DK, and decided to expand on it for discussion's sake. Turns out that Crawford is experiencing thunderstorms tonight (see current radar pic).



But OH my oh my does it get better. After all the rain to make the ground extra muddy - he's decided that not only will their shoes, cuffs and dresses be ruined - but it's going to be a bad hair and make-up day all around... By giving them a taste of hell - while suited up in their party gear - the high temperature for tomorrow will be 97 degrees. Oh yes - mucho humidity. And God's final gift is the wedding pictures. To ensure the worst possible outcome, it's going to be cloudy the entire day.

I only wonder what God has in store for parting gifts? Locusts? Frogs? Oh PLEASE GOD let it be a plague. I'd settle for mad cow disease from the unregulated beef, or ecoli from their waste runoff in to the spinach salad.


ETA: link & post is :sarcasm: for those that don't get it.

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. You know this is normal weather for Texas this time of year

no godly intervention

And while you might have fun with the thought of it.

I personally find it disgusting....

This is not Bush's day, but Jenna's

My wedding day was nice and cold... and thankfully inside. I don't wish on other people

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. Oh, good lord. Lighten up.

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. Why should I lighten up?

:-)

Sorry if I find this the kind of low level celebrations that are common at that other site that shall not be named

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. I hear ya, hon *hugs*

[melody]

21. Bush is using Jenna this entire weekend to prop up his sad sagging ass

Sorry -- he puts his own children in the line of fire.

I thought this was funny as hell. I'm sorry Jenna was born with that monster for a father, but she's allowing herself
to be used for his political purposes.

[struggle4progress]

30. His crimes can't be blamed on his daughter

[melody]

46. They can be when they are used to support his visible "legacy" of good daddy and earnest cowboy

Sorry, she puts herself in the line of fire.

[Kittycat]

54. And what of Jenna's husband? Former Aide to Cheney?

I read he's also going to work for the electric company in Baltimore that raised rates 77% in a single day.

[DogPoundPup]

57. S'pose she is old enough now to appreciate

the difference?

[Bjorn Against]

78. I held that view until she started campaigning for him

She can't control who her father is, but she can control which candidates she campaigns for. She chose to go campaigning for her father and therefore she can be blamed.

[Raineyb]

86. Didn't the dizzy twit also campaign for her father?

I believe I remember seeing her on the TV as she fouled my city and made some lame speech to try to make her parents look hip. (While accompanied by her equally dizzy sibling)

Bad weather on her wedding day is really a small inconvenience compared to the horror she helped inflict on this country for another 4 years.

No one's advocating she submit to the torture our country inflicts on "unlawful combatants."

Mock away.

Regards

[nadinbrzezinski]

40. Sorry, but the sins of the father do not fall on the children

by that logic we would have to line up Hitler's relatives and shoot them, as well as Stalin's kids against the wall

[melody]

45. They can when she's being used to prop up his persona

Besides, I thought you didn't like Americans ... so you're defending a Bush? The woman is descended
from generations of tyrants, murderers and Nazi sympathizers. Hitler and Stalin's relatives aren't
being paraded around, used to support their ongoing crimes.

[Kajsa]

68. "she's being used"

that sums it up.

Got to agree with Nadin and struggle4progress, here.

[melody]

118. She is allowing herself to be used. She is an adult n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

104. What par of a wedding are you missing?

[melody]

117. When have you resorted to snide retorts? n/t

[datasuspect]

96. sins don't but wealth, advantage, and influence do

[nadinbrzezinski]

105. For creeps sakes this is a wedding folks

I don't like her father... let me correct this... I higly dislike his father

(Sorry hate fans I save that word for very few creeps... ), but I do not begrudge the kid
the opportunity to have a weeding a a happy life

Now the moment Jena follows on the family traditions, and she has not yet... of murder and mayhem, then she will join the club iwth the three bush brother's of the father's generation

[DogPoundPup]

58. She IS marrying a ROVE trainee

Speaks volumes for her taste in 'man love'...

[ensho]

82. yes, that's the bottom line - she's marrying a Rove man

she is as criminal as they are.

[Harry Monroe]

80. If he were putting his own children "in the line of fire"...

...he would have shipped them off to Iraq. It's Jenna's day, despite who her father is. Be thankful that it wasn't a big White House "to do". Now that would have been used for political purposes. What would you have Jenna do, elope and get married by a justice of the peace?? She's like any normal woman and wants a wedding ceremony.

And before I get flamed about being sympathetic towards the Idiot in Chief, it would do you well to read my signature line. I think that Jenna should be allowed to enjoy her day.

Now if Bush were to accidently step in a huge fire ant mound, that'd be a riot!!

[Dr.Phool]

94. You're not only sympathetic to the Idiot in Chief..........

But you stole my sig line that I stole from someone else, who stole it from Mencken!

:rofl: :hide: :rofl:

[drmeow]

24. low level celebrations

In the grand scheme of things I would be inclined to agree with you ... however, at the other site their views have not been marginalized and their ideology has not been under systematic attack for 30 years. Despite what they say there, they've been getting their way for a very long time which gives their low level celebrations a "poor winner" and "rubbing our noses in it" feel. Considering how we've been systematically screwed for most of my life and (thanks to the SCOTUS) going to be screwed for the rest of my life, I can understand the need to derive pleasure from anything that makes their lives uncomfortable or (pun intended) rains on their parade. Yes it's petty. Yes we should (and usually are) better than that. But given their complete lack of compassion, it is simply natural for our anger and (I'll be honest) hatred to spill out in any way that works.

As for it being Jenna's day ... like she's not a chip off the old block. Unlike some other offspring of f**ked up right wing low lives, I haven't heard her renouncing her father's "screw everyone but my buddies and then escape" ideology.

You aren't required to agree with the OPs sentiments ... when I encounter a case like this that I disagree with, I just ignore the post.

[Kajsa]

76. Absolutely!

Thank you, Nadin.

:pals:

[roguevalley]

89. actually, the weather map makes me laugh. it is the sort of thing

that is so odd its amusing.

[populistdriven]

81. there is a reason this fool is on my ignore list - add them to yours!

[Dreamer Tatum]

84. "'Lighten" up...as though it's good natured-fun you're poking

Have fun with it, though.

[Kittycat]

5. Thank you for playing

Have a nice day :hi:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

53. My guess is that they've never spent any time on the "ranch" in June and haven't a clue about the

climate. Poor planning.

No matter what my feelings are towards her father, I wish Jenna the very best. Except for the fact she's marrying a Rove protege, hasn't disowned her father as the Reagan kids disowned theirs, she actually seems like a very nice young woman.

[Malikshah]

71. She's an adult. Has she repudiated her father in public? Nope.

Then screw her.

[Grateful for Hope]

102. I agree with you, Nadin

Our issue is with Jenna's father, and not with her.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

2. There's a level of sin there that is offensive to God!

[Ilsa]

32. For those of you who might be wondering, this pic of Hagee is not stretched sideways.

He really needs the sign:

[immoderate]

61. He was eight feet tall and hit by a pile driver.

--IMM:evilgrin:

[fishnfla]

3. might as well enjoy it

[Purveyor]

7. Rev. Hagee....can't you do 'something' to save grace??? eom

[SayitAintSo]

9. I think your post is really mean and in bad taste

Why would anyone wish that on a young woman's wedding day?

[proud2BlibKansan]

35. Cause she is a little snot-nosed bitch, that's why

[BigDaddy44]

49. Really....

you know her? you've met her? tell us about her. I'm interested in the first hand knowledge you have to make such a statement.

[proud2BlibKansan]

51. Did the picture not come through on my post?

:shrug:

[BigDaddy44]

56. Yeah, one picture defines a person

Every picture of you is perfect?

[proud2BlibKansan]

62. My daddy is not the president

and I have not spent my life being followed by reporters and living my life in the public eye.

My daddy was a principal. And you can bet I was taught how to behave appropriately at home and in public.

I am also a teacher, and Ms Jenna claims my profession. So you bet I am going to criticize her for her public behavior. The fact that her father is a war criminal is just icing on the cake, IMO.

[hack89]

64. So you were a perfect, non-rebelious teenager - good for you.

good thing you weren't around to judge me when I was young.

[proud2BlibKansan]

73. I never stuck my tongue out at reporters in public

I also never got drunk and passed out in public where my picture could be taken.

But I was far from perfect.

[hack89]

79. Do you allow people to mature or is the first impression the only impression? nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

98. Oh, she has matured?

What leads you to conclude that?

[BigDaddy44]

107. What leads you to conclude she hasn't?

People get older and mature. Happens all the time.

[Kittycat]

111. Yes, she matured and today married a Rove protege' & former Cheney Aide

What a glorious day.

[Kajsa]

70. Ha! You fell for the MSM photo-op spin hook line and sinker.

A " Snot-nosed bitch" doesn't give a flying damn
about UNICEF and the children they work with.

So your assessment doesn't fly.

Sorry, I harbor no feelings will towards her.

Her dad is another story altogether.

[leftchick]

72. she sure is

and you can put all the lipstick on a pig you want, it is still a pig!

[proud2BlibKansan]

74. She is just the up and coming generation of the BFEE

I hope a tornado hits her daddy's "ranch" on her wedding day.

[BigDaddy44]

91. You want me to drag up the picture of Chelsea Clinton shit-faced drunk?

Or is she off limits? She works for a hedge fund after all.

Glad to know you had such a perfect life so far.

[leftchick]

92. sure!

I consider Chelsea in the same sheltered class as the brat.

[BoneDaddy]

110. The all suffering must take it out on someone

sad

[datasuspect]

97. because it pleases god.

[CreekDog]

10. Rain on your wedding day is a blessing

that's what I heard.

as for the lightning bolts --that I'm not sure of. :dilemma:

[Maine-ah]

14. lol, someone I know got

married in a thunderstorm and they were divored about six months later.

Rain is good, a blessing I have heard as well, but I think thunderstorms are not so lucky.

Luckily for me, it was a beautiful August day, and I couldn't have asked for more.

[Berry Cool]

33. I heard it was ironic.

Of course, the singer didn't know ironic from a hole in the ground.

[CreekDog]

38. oh i forgot about that

you mean her? (on the right):

[newmajority]

43. Maybe they have a different definition in Canada, eh?

It's like "metric irony" or maybe "french irony".

[newmajority]

41. I thoought it was just "ironic"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9yUVgrmPY

[Mojambo]

11. Mud won't be a problem

They'll just lay down tarps made of real genuine middle class American skin.

Very elegant.

[Mira]

27. Best laugh I found all day Thanks !

[Lasher]

113. Woah, Dude, you owe me a keyboard!

Tee hee.

[DUgosh]

12. Your not from around these parts

Sorry to burst your bubble but frogs are a good thing. As are lizards, horned toads amd bats. Welcome honored guests at any early evening outdoor event during heat of this state. They are the predators of the real threat after the heavy rain event... The evacuation of the dreaded fire ant from deep underground to the top of the grounds surface, the onslaught of the mosquito, the brown recluse spider, and of course the scorpion. Locust and June bugs amount to comforting background noise at this time of year. However, another thunderstorm with large hail during the cermony, now that would be definetly make the cows go mad. Maybe even stampede.

[nichomachus]

18. So pretty much

they should have most of the 10 plagues that the lord sent on Egypt -- frogs, flies, thunder, hail, locusts, darkness, gnats

Maybe someone is trying to tell them something.

[man4allcats]

13. Lard, bless this Onion...

or something like that. I'm not sure. Guess I'll just drink another toast to the hippie make that "happy" couple.

[Pawel K]

15. Some people need to lighten up. This is pretty damn funny

I mean look at the radar, the rain is fixated in that one perticular area.

[Breeze54]

16. With the kind of money they have...

They'll have tents with walls and a portable floor for dancing!

Rent a tent

http://www.brides.com/weddingstyle/receptions/feature/article/124738/

Protect against the elements and create an instant party space

Location, Location, Location

The ideal spot for a tent is on high, level ground. Pick a possible site, then check after a rainstorm to see if any puddles remain. If there is any water accumulation, the terrain may be uneven, and subflooring (plywood, vinyl) may need to be installed. Also make sure that the area is free of overhead utility lines.



Tent size depends not only on the number of guests but also on its purpose. For example, a 30' x 30' tent that holds 140 guests for cocktails can comfortably seat only half that number for dinner (and leaves scant room for buffet stations and dancing).

A general formula: Allow a minimum of 12 square feet per person seated at round tables, ten square feet at rectangular tables, and six square feet for cocktails or for ceremony seating. Then figure in the square footage of any extras like the cake table, buffet tables, and dance floor.

[caligirl]

17. I do hope her day goes well, Kittycat isn't the only one probably

recalling many of the less than thoughtful behaviors noted by our press of Jenna and Barbara. Most of us view Chelsea as raised well to be a thoughtful well educated and caring person,
Jenna and Barb ummm, not so much.

Still her day is her day, not her dad's. Lets hope she ties one on for old times sake and has a blast.

[Spangle]

25. The difference is in the parents.

I don't think those girls were as loved or supported. They didn't choose their family. At least this she is choosing.

I hope she has a wonderful day. And a Happy Marriage.

[MiniMe]

52. I hope that Dad has a blast or 2 myself, on camera, and then does an interview, blast in hand

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

19. May it rain...

Bubos and smallpox pus and leprosy upon them.

[crimsonblue]

20. Haha tricks on you...

George had God arrested and put into Gitmo. Let's God smite Dubya while being waterboarded!

[Hekate]

22. >snrk<While I wouldn't wish ill on the young couple, the holier-than-thou-ness of the parental units

...and the hellfire-and-damnation preachin' company they keep do make these wicked thoughts cross the mind.

Smite!

Hekate

[melody]

23. LMAO - ah, life, she writes her own punch lines, does she not? :) n/t

[drmeow]

26. Pictures

Actually, wedding photographers prefer overcast days for photos - results in diffuse light without glare or really bad shadows. Actually makes for really good photos (they can adjust the exposure to deal with the lower light).

Now ... rain during the photos, not so good.

[Aviation Pro]

28. Recent observations and forecast for Waco

Allow me to translate the mumbo-jumbo below. Current conditions as of 2351 Local (11:51 PM) as reported from Waco Regional Airport showed clear skies, temperature 72 degrees F (22 C) and a sea level pressure of 1008.3 millibars. Because of the maintenance requirement (the $ at the end of the report) no winds were reported. About an hour and a half earlier a strong thunderstorm moved in and dumped almost 3" of rain around the area which will make it kind of soggy tommorow. From the looks of it, a cold front moved through from the NNE (see the surface chart below).

As for tomorrow, Jenna had better helmet up her hair because the winds will shift from ESE to SW bringing in a hot air mass that is guaranteed to be sticky. Expect the temperatures to hover around the mid 90s (around 33 - 35 C) and expect her clown of father to challenge everyone to a run in their tuxes and dresses. Although there may be a thunderstorm around 2:00 PM, there is only a 30 - 39% probability.

Just to be snarky, cause a pox on that whole fucking family, why only one photo? My guess, Jenna is due to pop any minute now.

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[and-justice-for-all]

29. Brilliant! nt

[WillowTree]

31. Thanks so much for posting this.

It's such a lovely reflection of the kindheartedness and maturity of liberals everywhere for lurkers to see and point to. We can also be so proud of what threads like this one say about the Progressive Movement to those who might come here to learn and become informed.

We owe ya, Kittycat.

[proud2BlibKansan]

36. Just like Jenna's family is proud of her

[Raejeanowl]

42. I'm With You, Willow

The next step in this "wit parade," someone will wish the bride or groom to break a leg or croak on their wedding night. A regular laff riot.

I, for one, am just quietly grateful they did not choose to have a White House wedding. Otherwise, I wish the young couple good luck and God bless; they'll need it!

Okay, I am now returning everyone to their regularly scheduled (and well-deserved) bashing of the parental units.

[datasuspect]

99. they don't need luck

they will enjoy all the power, influence, and wealth of the bush family. they will want for nothing, they will never be hungry or have to worry about bills.

everything they get, have, or accomplish will in some way be handed to them.

[Lasher]

114. That is a very sad reality.

And absolutely true. Junior got the same free ride as a member of but one American dynasty.

[Kittycat]

55. Shall we throw our arms open then for her Husband to be? Cheney's former aide?

You forget whom we're discussing.

While I appreciated Jenna's ability to distance herself from McCain in the LKL Interview, it isn't lost on me as to whom she's decided to lay down with (yet another dog). I wouldn't be surprised if this was a pre-selected marriage - just to keep the money in the republican family. And to help settle Jenna down, who was otherwise a constant embarrassment to her family.

[leftofthedial]

34. fire, brimstone

lightning, earthquake

whatever awful thing happens, it can't be bad enough.

[pansypoo53219]

37. how many fucking signs

do americans need t get a clue that georgee is NOT a REAL christian? shit. like shuttle bits landing on texas. HELLO!

[Pastiche423]

39. It feels like rain-AIN drops

Great big, fat raindrops, after raindrops, after raindrops...

[earth mom]

44. Well...considering *'s huge and unrepentant contribution to Global Warming...

* is gonna learn the hard way that you don't mess with Mother Nature.

:evilgrin:

[lonestarnot]

47. Tee Hee!

:evilgrin:

[old mark]

48. If the busher got mad cow disease...

...how could you tell?

mark

maybe they will all be struck by lightning....

[LiberalEsto]

50. I'll settle for a nice norovirus

You know, the kind that turns an entire cruise ship into a shit-a-thon on the sea.

[rateyes]

59. Jenna, just make sure that you have the Secret Service

keep your old man away from the open bar...otherwise, he might just steal the show.

[FutureDemocrat]

60. Why should God punish Jenna for her dad?

I think you people hate a little too much. No need to hate his daughters. They haven't done a thing except to be born to a very bad person.

[proud2BlibKansan]

63. They've done nothing??

Do your homework. They are no more than cogs in the wheel of the BFEE. You also may want to look into who Jenna is marrying.

[Kittycat]

93. She's marrying one of Cheney's Former Aides

Henry Hager
Enjoy the reading.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A39991-2005Jan26.html

[datasuspect]

100. thank you for your concern

[lib2DaBone]

65. Earthquake

Wouldn't it be strange if there was a huge earthquake tonight during the Crawford Wedding? I wonder if Dim-Wit will sit there and read "My Pet Goat" while Rome Burns?

[DogPoundPup]

67. Ya mean like this?

[DogPoundPup]

66. SHHHHH....Jenna's wedding is a STATE SECRET

The White House has issued no press releases and the ceremony and reception are closed to news camerasOnly about 200 or so people will enjoy the tented outdoor wedding ceremony, dinner and dance at the presidential family's ranch in Crawford, Texas - known as the western White House.

The 26-year-old bride will wear an Oscar de la Renta gown with a small train.

Her twin sister Barbara will be her maid of honour and 14 attendants will wear tea-length dresses.

Beyond these few details, the White House and first family have treated Jenna's wedding as a state secret.

The wedding is a private, family affair. The White House has issued no press releases and the ceremony and reception are closed to news cameras.

For Crawford, the wedding is the social event of the year.

Residents and businesses have been busy preparing for Saturday's expected influx of tourists who hope to catch a glimpse of the bride.

There are references to the big day throughout the town, including an 18-foot (5m) metal sculpture of an angel with a white wedding veil.

It was gifted to Crawford in 2004, and is appropriately titled Freedom's Angel of Steadfast Love.

But not everyone is getting caught up in the wedding fever.

"Well, I couldn't care less. They're just another couple as far as I'm concerned," antique dealer Edgar Farris said.
http://itn.co.uk/news/57d5f60f202c7340ec205558a287caf4.html

[Wizard777]

69. It's also cold and raining here in Baltimore.

The newly weds will be living here. There goes the neighborhood!I'm not sure who it disturbs me more to see moving into Baltimore. The Bloods or the Bush's.

[xchrom]

75. after hagee -- there is certainly plenty of irony here.

and i for one appreciate it.

[Kajsa]

77. The Freepers are just loving this.

n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

106. Of course they are, confimrs their world view

never mid that there are assholes in ever group

[Kajsa]

115. Right you are, Nadin.

n/t

[tammywammy]

83. Humidity and heat is very normal in Texas

I'm sure they'll have a very nice wedding and I wish the both of them a lifetime of love and happiness together.

[watercolors]

85. I hope they made alternative plans for weather!

Its Jeanna s'day , lay off. She isn't reasponsible for her farther behavior. Lighten up folks.

[cherokeeprogressive]

87. No Hatred Here. Just Fine Progressive Folk Who'd Never Wish Ill on Anyone n/t

[formercia]

88. Runoff from the hog pens

filling the sewage lagoon they are holding the ceremony next to was enough I thought. Ye Gods must be pissed.

[ForeignSpectator]

90. With the disease from unregulated beef, you raise a point I wondered about, too...

...these "people", the republicans, are they never afraid that the consequences of their deregulation, i.e. no oversight ( of for example food industry ) might catch up to THEM, too?

I mean, do they have hand-picked beef, their own water supply that's never polluted and do they scan for poisoned products of any kind to be safe? (maybe they keep lists of the companies whose safety/environment standards they deregulated to remember what not to buy)

That they don't give a shit about other people, okay, but are they really that one-dimensional ($$$) that the above never occurs to them?

About the weather : well, if there is a God responsible for this, I hope this is just a warm-up to the warm-up of the real deal but a good start nonetheless!!


PS : I can see Laura Bush complaining about all those ill-behaved liberals gloating over the messed-up wedding on a next press conference... so sorry you hypocritical bitch.

[datasuspect]

95. O! lord of the heavens! i will slay my finest ox and wrap the shanks in strips of fat

hopefully the smoke from burning it is will please you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

101. I hope her dad gets himself good and liquored up

and demands to go on TV to tell the "liberalsh a thing er two or tree" and does it.

[Fox Mulder]

103. Haha. Serves them fucking right.

[datasuspect]

108. btw, for all the bush family sympathizers

thank you for your concern.

[dave123williams]

109. I'd settle for a hail storm.

[knight_of_the_star]

112. Thor is taking position

He probably is expecting an influx of Jotnar and Trolls in the area that He'll need to thock around a bit.

[DS1]

116. Great thread- stick-violated asses be damned