Haiku to arch-conservative Rep. Vito Fosella

[Mandate My Ass]

Caught driving while drunk
Had "congress" with Laura Fay
Resign in disgrace

Holier-than-thou
You sucked the taxpayer tit
Cheating on your wife

[kath]

1. Pug fam'ly values

Pug fam'ly values
Oh can you say "hypocrite"?
I knew that you could

[Va Lefty]

2. That's great!

[Warpy]

3. Here are three more

Diddle a floozy
Diddle all the taxpayers
Good consistency

Family values
Don't include by blows and booze
Bye bye dumb Vito

A cheating husband
A drunken, crass hypocrite
We say "good riddance!"

[Happyhippychick]

4. here's one

Breathalyzers work
Condoms are very handy
Next time use them both

[Mandate My Ass]

5. .

Repuke men get caught
In flagrante delicto
Lose face but not seat

[kath]

6. ..

Are there any Pugs
who aren't hypocritical?
Oh such great Christians!