here's a republican we can all get behind......

[Gato Moteado]

i'm voting for this guy.....check out his website:
http://askarepublican.com/Welcome.html

click on the link to view his campaign ad. then click on his video link and view some of the videos of him answering questions.

this guy is awesome!

[bean fidhleir]

1. His "bio" is hysterically funny.

Nice catch.

[Harry Monroe]

2. You should have posted the whole biography in your post.

But since you didn't, here it is in it's entirety.

"
Hello! Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior has delivered you to my site. Now let his spirit fill you and watch me answering questions about Republican policy at home or abroad. I hope my patriotism will show you that the best Christians are always from a gated community. I am grateful for my years as a civil servant because I’m now leveraging it in the private sector and the money is pouring in.

As CEO of Ohio Petroleum and Synthetics, I guided the stock to an all-time high before I left. It wasn’t easy to leave, but based on the advice of my wife, my children and the FBI, I knew it was time to go. When my golden parachute landed, I had quadrupled the share price*.

Do I regret secretly dumping in the Ohio river? No sir. May I remind you there was a drought and I was merely “contributing” in an attempt to raise water levels, and didn’t want to call attention to my patriotism. Jesus wouldn’t have. This act of charity was spun by the liberal media and the hysterical mothers of some very, very, slightly deformed children."

Richard Martin (R-Ohio)

Let me ask you: Is this guy for FUCKING REAL!! Jesus Christ!!

On edit: This guy deserves a place in this week's "Top 10 Conservative Idiots" for this statement alone!!! EarlK take note!!

[Gato Moteado]

5. why does he belong in the top 10 conservative idiots?

nt

[Harry Monroe]

6. OK, Gato (sly like a cat too), you fooled me!!

This is a spoof!! I just Googled and there is no longer a 19th congressional district in Ohio. I also watch a few videos and then started thinking, "now wait a minute..."

Great stuff!! I'm now embarrassed!!

[Gato Moteado]

ok....you had me worried there for a bit

i'm relieved you're awake now. :)

[TlalocW]

3. The only republicans I can get behind

Are those standing at the edge of a cliff. :)

TlalocW

[Gato Moteado]

4. did you check out his website?

nt

[Harry Monroe]

7. Gato, you should just shout out a big "GOTCHA!!" to all of us!!

[Gato Moteado]

9. i think you guys are all too stressed out from the hillary-obama slugfest

either you guys need some sleep or a strong cup of coffee.

we have kick-ass coffee down here in costa rica. it'll wake you guys up.

[orleans]

24. !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PVnRT]

8. Whoa! YOU'RE Jesus?

His bio said You guided me to his site!

[Gato Moteado]

10. yes, my son.....

....now send me some money. i can always use your money.

[Harry Monroe]

11. Not until I see the stigmata in your palms!!

Only then will I bow down to worship You and send you money. You don't get off that easy!!

[Gato Moteado]

12. it makes it so hard to drive....you're gonna have to come over here to check it out

nt

[Harry Monroe]

16. But if you are truly the "son of God" they you could walk on water, right??

So, walk across the Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico and then catch a bus O Lord!! We are waiting for your Holy Presence with checkbooks open!!

[Gato Moteado]

17. have you ever tried walking on water when your stigmata flares up on your feet?

the saltwater burns like hell. you come here! and bring your checkbooks my children.

[Harry Monroe]

19. There's always waterskiing!!

[The Straight Story]

31. especially a stick shift....

:)

[Gato Moteado]

33. exactly!

nt

[Bozita]

13. "Immigrants bring two things, ... tortillas and trouble."

from the ad

[Gato Moteado]

14. check out some of his "ask a republican videos"

he'a awesome

[VP505]

15. I like this comment on the Campaign Video

"Oh lordy funny stuff, but it's too good. My uncle would probably watch this and start crying, if he felt he could cry without looking gay...which takes the dignity out of killing.

:crazy:

[Indenturedebtor]

18. Brilliant!

Thanks :D

[sinkingfeeling]

20. Funny stuff. The give away is that Ohio's 19th. district was eliminated in 2003.

[ColbertWatcher]

21. Sorry, if I send money, it will be to his opponent.

[Gato Moteado]

22. now wait a minute....your name is ColbertWatcher

how did this guy go over your head?

[ColbertWatcher]

30. Probably because I didn't watch the whole video. : (

[Gato Moteado]

34. i figured!

:)

[ColbertWatcher]

36. Okay, he is funny, but...

...is it a real campaign?

If so, he might not be taken seriously...

[Aristus]

23. I'll only get behind a repub if it is to push him over a cliff.

n/t

[jmowreader]

25. Betty Bowers is his campaign manager, right?

Site unintentionally funny--there's not a Republican in the country who isn't thinking, "I wish *I* could do that!"

[Gato Moteado]

27. she should be!

nt

[Bozita]

28. Isn't she "God's favorite Christian"?

The one that hails from Landover Baptist Church.

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. Hilarious!

[tsuki]

29. This guy is hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcJuKiV4lI&NR=1

[lpbk2713]

32. Wow. I clicked his *Biography* link.

... and it told me "Hello! Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior has delivered you to my site."

And all the time I was thinking it was RoadRunner... Fug me!

[Gato Moteado]

35. no, it was jesus

nt

[readmoreoften]

37. "I believe that gays serving in the military takes the dignity out of killing."

Well written! Thanks for posting this.