OK for you...No Duzy for you, six weeks....

[catnhatnh]

....Can this be the end of Rico? Has my snark missed its mark? Tune in next week.....Oh Jeff, you unfeeling bastard.C'mon people-is he ignoring your clever shit too?

[NanceGreggs]

1. Hey, I'm married to the guy ...

... and he ignores my clever shit all the time.

[catnhatnh]

6. Holy Cow Nance....

Is he really, really yours????

[Kurovski]

10. He sounds like some kind a negligent bastard.

Some guys...I tells ya.

Point me to this Jeffer, an' I'll have a talk with him.

A nice dame like you...the nerve...what the hell...

[NanceGreggs]

16. You wanna know from negligent?

I'll tell you negligent.

He told me that he was at a sleepover at your place last night. You posted earlier that he never showed up.

Where was he?

[Kurovski]

20. Well now...um...er

I a, I, a...was drunk when I posted that. He was here the whole time....aaaand...Bleever was here too. aaand, um...scaaaaarletwoman...and...Justin...and some other people. Y'know. People. And stuff.

That's why the DUzy's were late. Yeah, I think I posted that somewhere after I came out of my blackout, but don't look for that thread because it was removed because I called someone a "political whore" one too many times. So, you see, actually he was here, Jeff was...here, and don't look for that thread where I said that because it's GONE because I'm such a big jerk and they had to delete the entire thread.. Yeah so okay good night now see you later!!! Loveya bye...

[EFerrari]

18. Goddam editors.

lol

[Kurovski]

21. Oh look everyone.

It's the lady who serves us ice cream, but keeps the gelato for herself. :rofl: :hug:

[EFerrari]

22. Shhh! Shhh! Shhhhhh!

:rofl:

:hug:

[Kurovski]

23. Editors and elitists...I am telling you.

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. *sob*

I am no longer clever...:cry:

[Kurovski]

24. Why hasn't anyone hugged the nicest woman on DU yet?

:hug: :hug: That's just not true. You are clever. You just need to be cut-throat. NO! no, I'm kidding. :hug:

Now why was it up to an asshole like me to do it? What has become of this community? :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. My dear Kurovski!

I am honored to have been hugged by you, sweetie!

And, just so you know, I have won several DUzy's...just none in a while!

Thank you...:hug: :hug:

[lonestarnot]

3. I will recognize your stardom.... heh.

Just not the same hugh? Well, oh well. :P

[Mojambo]

4. I had a triumphant return this week with a deuce.

Keep your hands back and hit to the opposite field. Best way to break out of a slump.

[Bozita]

5. I know the feeling.

Here's hoping you weren't looking for something witty.

[DS1]

7. Who is Rico, and why should we care?

[orleans]

11. you know, "rico don't lose that number"

it's a great song:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IocHM0n75DI
on edit: and this is a great version of it btw

[DS1]

14. It was Rikki

[orleans]

27. oh, sorry--i guess i forgot to say

:sarcasm:

[NanceGreggs]

19. WOW!

Thanks for posting that link - it is a GREAT version!

:hi:

[orleans]

26. you're welcome. (i just found it during my attempt to be a smart ass

in this thread. sometimes it pays off. i've listened to it several times--i like steely dan)

[catnhatnh]

13. Whoa dude....

The Public Enemy, 1931, directed by William Wellman and Starring James Cagney....and an attitude likes yours would guarantee you fresh grapefruit.

[DS1]

15. My attitude?

I asked a question. Where does me attitude come into play?

[orleans]

8. yeah, jeff sucks

...oh, wait a minute...

On a thread by MarkInLA:

Jenna Bush dishes on her May 10 wedding

response #30 by orleans

um...that would be:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3163004&mesg_id=3163975
for SPECIAL VISUAL ACHIEVEMENT!


hey, never mind. forget i said anything. maybe he'll suck next week. but this week? um...not so much.

[catnhatnh]

9. Why you snarky....

and clever and gloating SOB...

[orleans]

12. heehee

:D :P :D O8) :evilgrin:

[catnhatnh]

17. Oh Sure....Rikki he gets.....

yet the citrus fruit eludes him, don't it?

[orleans]

28. well, i know the whole thing eludes me. (smile!) n/t

[Breeze54]

29. This isn't funny either... you need better material.

:P

You aren't alone. More people need to nominate other's funnies, imo.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

30. He didn't forget me

I am polishing off my DUzy right now... :rofl:
Oh the lustrous shine... Is so sublime... :hi:
My acceptance speech went something like this:

"I want to thank all of you snarky bastards for giving me plenty of material to work with."

I pause to wipe a twinkling tear from the corner of my eye and then continue....

"Jeff.... You are doing a fantabulous job - It is just fine to ignore all cats wearing hats in NH but would it hurt to just once in a while smile as your wife floats through the room and makes a sarcastic quip?"

Love from a deserted island...