Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Just wondering because around here, with all the weirdness - I was just wondering...


You can take this test - all questions appeared on the TV Show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?


http://www.gotoquiz.com/are_you_smarter_than_a_fifth_grader

[TomInTib]

1. Are you kidding?

I never made it to the 5th Grade.

[Greyskye]

2. Only 90% smarter.

Damn.

You are 90% Smarter than a fifth grader.


You are smarter than a fifth grader. no doubt. There is no need for you to retake school. Keep on doing your brain excersise like sudokus and crossword puzzles, and you'll soon be smarter than a sixth grader! Good work!

[Mojambo]

3. I actually got one wrong.

Stupid Polar bears.

I hope they do go extinct.

[chknltl]

6. If they ate penguins, they might live longer.

Penguins are plentiful, fast, agile and smart enough to be in a different hemesphere than polar-bears.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

8. Polar bears are very sly animals

[angstlessk]

10. me too, I thought penguins lived wherever it was cold not JUST in the South Pole

I recon I ain't smarter en a 5th grader!!! 90% is that a b or a new a?

[fortyfeetunder]

13. That's the same only question I missed

Maybe that's why there are so many penguins!

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. That was a tricky question

I almost missed it myself.

[chknltl]

4. 90% smarter than a fifth grader!

Damned Trapezoid got me! Oh well, never was proud of my math skills.

[Junkdrawer]

5. 100%

Easy Quiz

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

7. I'm 100% smarter than a 5th grader

Oh, goodie.

[leftyclimber]

9. 100%, but one of their questions was wrong.

The Puritans (NOT Pilgrims) did not take ANY ship to the U.S., as the U.S. did not exist in 1620.

Neener neener.

[meow2u3]

11. 100% smarter

I got'em all right. Those questions are a piece of cake.

[CRF450]

12. 80% smarter, yikes.

Got the trapzoid one and the South America question wrong. Sometimes I wonder if I should freshen up some on my edumacation.

[vixengrl]

14. Yay, me--

You are smarter than a fifth grader. no doubt. There is no need for you to retake school. Keep on doing your brain excersise like sudokus and crossword puzzles, and you'll soon be smarter than a sixth grader! Good work!


I are 90% smarter than a fifth grader.

I are also unable to do sophisticated links on DU.

Could somebody explain to me in sixth grade language how I make that code be a link?

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. Since I teach 5th graders I had better be smarter

:rofl:

[Evoman]

17. 80 percent...but it's okay, because I'm not american. I did not know the first pres impeached

(I thought it was nixon) and I did not know the term for a U.S. Rep (I actually read it as President, and I put 4 years).

[Godhumor]

18. Whee, 100%

Which I'm thankful for, since I used to teach 9th graders.

That would have been worrying.

[BlooInBloo]

19. I damn well better be.

[DadOf2LittleAngels]

20. 90% but I blame speed reading ;)

I saw 'how many years is on term and hit four instead of reading who the term was for..

[Juche]

21. 90%, missed the ostrich question

Damn. There goes my self esteem

[Kitty Herder]

22. I'm 100% smarter than a fifth-grader.

:woohoo: Yay.

[Perry Logan]

23. Now THERE'S a question I don't want to know the answer to.

[Kitty Herder]

26. I was seriously scared that it would tell me "You are not smarter than a fifth grader."

I've forgotten so much over the years, I figured I'd flunk that little quiz.

[malaise]

24. 100% smarter n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

25. No, but I'm stronger

so it all evens out.

[LWolf]

27. Smart isn't the same thing as knowledgeable.

Yes, I'm more knowledgeable than a 5th grader.

[NoPasaran]

28. Not only am I 100% smarter

I can buy beer!

:beer:

[ProfessorGAC]

29. What No Pasaran Said!

Me Too!
The Professor

[Javaman]

30. Probably not but I'm sure I can beat them up. LOL nt