Coming soon! Pocket Lie Detectors --Pentagon issues them in Iraq .....

[Blackhatjack]

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Pentagon_issues_pocket_lie_detector_to_0409.html

How long before local law enforcement and employers will be using this one?

And the kicker is --they DON"T WORK!!!!!

Nevertheless, I am sure that won't stop them from using them to arrest and fire people.

[SpiralHawk]

1. "There is no way I am letting you hook me up to them there truth thingys. Smirk." - Commander AWOL

[Lint Head]

8. What a pathetic piece of shit.

[Blackhatjack]

2. The point is... it does not matter if it works or not, they use it to support their actions...

We are speeding full steam ahead to total public surveillance in this country, and the control of the masses that comes with it.

[flvegan]

3. "Are you harboring terrorists?" "No." *beep* Boom! Head shot.

"He was lying, boss. Pocketector says so."

Think it won't happen?

[Canuckistanian]

4. The ones that fill an average closet don't work, either

Nor are their results accepted by any court in the land.

Why would someone think this was a good idea?

[babylonsister]

5. Hook one up to *, Cheney, Gonzo, Petraeus, Crocker, Rove, etc., etc.,

ad nauseum and let's give them a test drive. :puke:

[Mind_your_head]

6. LOL - just another good 'plan' by our "fearless leaders in Barney Fifedumb"

Gee, back in the "old days" this would just be ripe/plumb pickings for a SNL skit!

What a pantload, eh? :eyes:

[Blackhatjack]

7. I am sure there will be an add on model which includes a loyalty oath....

... don't adjust your tv set, we are in control.... we are watching, listening and deciding who merits free speech...

[pokerfan]

9. "What's the matter? You can't sleep?"

"No, no, I'm just going over some of my answers from the polygraph test your dad gave me."

[spanone]

10. good then we can execute people on the spot...enough with those pesky trials

:sarcasm:

[Blackhatjack]

11. If the Iraqi speaks no English, How can it tell if he is lying? Hmmm....

That is the magic of this device! It is multilingual in determining who is lying!!

[Fumesucker]

12. Dead certain lie detector test is available..

It only works on a small fraction of the population though.. Politicians..

Are his lips moving?

Then he's lying.

[Blackhatjack]

13. "Please hold these loose wires while we hook up the car battery. There...let's begin..."

When using this model don't forget to ask the question first before applying the 'truth telling assistance mode' of this device. (It works better that way!).

[karab]

14. already here

I'm sure these things are already here.