BUSH'S 3 A.M. PHONE CALL

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Ring 1, Ring 2........ Ring 8

"Hello?"

Voice On Phone: Mr. President?

Laura: Hold on
George wake up.... George...
Wake up George... GEORGE!!!

W: What?

L: It's the phone, you know, the one you always hope never rings.

W: Damn. Alright give me a minute (heads to bathroom)

VOP: Mr. President? It's very urgent

L: Hold on, he has to drain the horse. Speaking of horses, did you ever hear my horse joke that I made at the correspondence dinner?...

Seven minutes later
VOP: Yes ma'am, that's very funny, But I do need to speak with the President.

L: Well o.k. GEORGE!!!

One minute later
W: Do you realize what time it is?

VOP: Yes sir but

W: It's 10 after 3

VOP: I know sir but

W: C,mon spit it out. And it better be good

VOP: Sir, there is a nuclear bomb in New York that is set to go off in one hour.

W: (Long pause) Well, (Longer pause) What do want me to do about it, call Jack Bauer? heh heh heh

VOP: Sir?

W: Or better yet let's move it to New Orleans. heh heh heh

VOP: Sir, we have less than an hour.

W: O.K. O.K. Uhmmm, well (Longest pause)... This sounds like a case for "Usual Protocol".

VOP: "Usual Protocol" sir?

W: Yes, "Usual Protocol".

VOP: What's that?

W: Let it explode and call me in 3 days.
Click

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