Attention Republicans: New Changes to Election Prodecures

[Ghost in the Machine]

Attention Republicans: New Changes to Election Prodecures

February 18, 2008
By Doug63

We would like to announce that there is a new procedure for selecting our President, and you will no longer need to vote in November. This will also be the last Primary Elections held.

For this election season, we will have the winners for each party face off in a full contact, no holds barred steel cage match, live on pay-per-view. The winner will assume the Office of the President.

Beginning with the next election cycle, all candidates for the House of Representatives, the Senate and President will put their names on a list. We will then divide these lists into their respective leagues and divisions.

We will start out with the House League, pitting Democrats against Republicans in all 50 states. We will have a Mens Division & a Womens Division. We will show live matches once per week until candidates are eliminated and we have a final winner.

We will follow suit with the Senate & Presidency races in the same manner. One very important clause, in each and every contract, will give the opponent a chance to call for a pop quiz on U.S. Law and Constitutional Law instead of physically fighting. Candidates who lose matches on US & Constitutional Law will NOT be permitted to enter a race for public office again until they have completed and passed a refresher course on these subjects and have demonstrated their knowledge & grasp of said subjects.

More: http://www.myfoxnewsonline.com/?q=node/25

[orleans]

1. steel cage? leagues and divisions? a live match? but but but

i don't like sports competitions...

[Ghost in the Machine]

2. It *would* be entertaining though, would it not?? n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. kick

[alfredo]

4. Will they be checked for steroids?