Freeperisms of the day, courtesy of the "President's Private Army"

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Found among the comments for an anti-Blackwater video at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC8gHQWbatc

[RedStateShame]

1. Wasn't Jeff Gannon in the "President's Private Army?"

Does the Internet set everybody's spelling skills back to pre-school era, or does that only apply to a "special" sort of person?

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7. Scientists used to speculate that a million monkeys sitting at a million typewriters

would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this to be false.

[Glorfindel]

2. Do these people think in English?

They certainly don't communicate in it!

[fenriswolf]

3. my favorite line of course is

mercs sell loyalty, contracters sell trade skills. What a total BS statement and that is not a differance, its symantecs. jeezus.

[tanyev]

4. "Jeremy Scahill is a mike meyers wanna bee."

Oh, yeah, baby.

Surely he means Michael Moore.

:rofl:

[Dhalgren]

13. I was thinking "Halloween"!

:rofl:

[sharp_stick]

5. I'm no spelling cop

but this is unfuckingbelievable. How in the hell can these idiots manage to successfully turn a computer on and get where they want to go?

[alfredo]

10. their moms help them.

[hootinholler]

15. There's a reason it's called the WIMP interface.

Window
Icon
Mouse
Pointer

Back in the day there was the command line, then came the WIMP interface (thanks to Xerox) and things have been going downhill since.

-Hoot

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. They're just irritable because their knuckles got all scuffed because of excessive dragging.

And, their bibs are covered in drool.

[snappyturtle]

8. And we wonder how we have gotten where we are! Discouraging

to read these comments. Ignorance.

[Blue_Tires]

9. a few short years ago

if you ever told me there would be americans actively supporting AND defending the use of torture and mercenaries, i would have told you i woke up in a different country

[SpiralHawk]

12. They are not Americans. They are Republicon Homelanders

Massive difference. Republicon Homelanders HATE America and all it stands for: honesty, freedom, democracy, equality, justice, and fiscal conservativism, not to mention actions to keep the air, water and soil clean for our children and grandchildren. Republicon Homelanders hate all that, as they show by their words and actions.

[Javaman]

11. Announcing the new freeperism...

"waist" for waste.

[ProgressiveFool]

14. I know this is an unAmerican statement on my part

But why do the opinions of these ignorant, stupid, uneducated fucks have the same weight as mine?

[monmouth]

16. This confirms my doubts about the American educational system...n/t

[bluedawg12]

17. If they're so hard core, why ain't they serving?

Keyboard commando's.