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Seven years have passed since I first stood before you at this rostrum. In that time, our country has been tested in ways none of I could have never imagine and in deed, could not handle.The country is F*cked!



All of us were sent to Washington to carry out the people's business. That is the purpose of this body. It is the meaning of our oath. It remains our charge to keep. I also plan on charging high lecture fees when I get out on my own again-scotch and soda beckon.



Here I am photgraphed pretending to be thoughtful.


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[PretzelWarrior]

1. Don't ever forget. Your my bitches. Now eat your fish.

[CoffeeCat]

2. Hey Russert!

Can ya pass the ketchup? My duck is a little dry!

[bluedawg12]

3. Odd Prez/flower pot behavior and a tragedy as writer falls on his sword.

While a nervous Prez practices his SOTU speech to a captive flower arrangement, a fawning press corps writes down every pearl of peudo-political rehash.





The speech writer quietly took an overdose, after he realized what they hadn't accomplished in eight long years. Anything at all.

[SeattleGirl]

4. For #4:

Hey son. Ah say, son! Yo'nna eat the rest of them collard greens? No? Well, pass 'em on over here!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. "You're supposed to be puttin' food on your families, not in your stomachs"

"This here is like that Shabu Shabu place. Condi come here and let us smear some giblet gravy on you and eat it off your chest."

[Zynx]

6. Hey Russert, that was a wicked hand job earlier.

[Beartracks]

7. "Now isn't this easier...

...than what you guys used to call, uh... to call... er, journalism? I just tell you what's going on so you don't have to work too hard -- 'cause that's my job -- and you can make it home in time for supper."

[krispos42]

8. Okay, here's mine...

Russert: Okay, okay, let's see here...

“The state of our union is strong…”, that's one drink
"God (or any euphemism for God)" twice, that's, um, four drinks
"freedom" five times, five drinks
"progress" twice, that's two drinks
"change" or "reform", eight times, eight drinks


Damn, I'm going to be blitzed tonight after the SOTU driking game tonight!





:-)



http://www.drinkinggame.us/

[goodgd_yall]

9. Bush:

Wah, ah dint relize yu cud make bouquets outta broccoli.

[Indenturedebtor]

10. Eh heh heh

You see this is kinda like that last breakfast thing... Except uh I'm not wearin no dress or no Librul beard, y'all ain't terrists, an instead of betrayin me you all betray the murikan peoples eh heh. Eh heh heh heh. Pass the salt eh heh heh.

[goodgd_yall]

11. Lol!

[Swamp Rat]

12. Here ya go:

:D

[radfringe]

13. my caption is in the 'advertisment' box

[bluedawg12]

14. For #1

Upon concluding these remarks: And we can expect another 100 years of relentless war. The flealess leader flashed his demonic smile at the Dems, while over his right shoulder his eVil master Dickie, rubbed his hands together in glee, after hitting Nancy Pelosi with a tranq dart.

[bluedawg12]

15. New pics...>

From expanding opportunity to protecting our country, we've made good progress. Yet we have unfinished business before us, there are still a few billionaires waiting for their refund checks, gasoline has yet to rise to $4/gal, we have yet to attack a new country this year and global warmin’ ain’t nearly warm enough, and the American people expect us to get ‘er done.



Pelosi: “Oh dear Lord, how can I turn invisible?”



darthcheney: "My will be done. That's my boy."

[lpbk2713]

16. Pic #1

"It's a lovely day in the neigh - bor - hood

Would-ya be my .... Could-ya be my .... "

[bluedawg12]

17. A puzzled neon con

“Hey, he didn’t say anything about bombing Tehran. At least, I don’t think he did! Did he?”

[bluedawg12]

18. Neocon domestic policy>>>

"What the Republican Party desperately needs is a domestic program that responds to the values and needs of the tens of millions of American families making around $700,000 a year."

--David Frump
Article in the New York Mimes