SOTU speech, run through free translation and back:

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The loudspeaker of lady, Cheney of vice President, Negotiating, the different hosts, and the fellow-citizens:

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And the kitchen table ranging over our country with, our economy of future with regard to I am worried about.

Tonight the armies of pity go Kisses further the March to a new day in the Wave. America honors order the power and resilience of the men of this. And tonight become I pleased at to announce that in April we the North-American Top of Canada of this year, Mexico and the United States in the tremendous city of new Orleans will receive.

In the past 7 year, saw we also likenesses, that have sobers us. We have that wedding guests seen in the blood soaked finery swaying of a hotel in Jordan, Afghan and Iraqi, that were burst in mosque and markets, and trains in London and Madrid that are torn apart by bombs. And at a clear September day we have that thousands seen of our citizens, who are taken by us in a moment.

When we met last year, a lot of to contain says the violence was impossible. A year later, high terrorist assaults of profile are at the bottom of the, the civil deaths at the bottom of the, and the sectarian murders are down below.

The America leads the struggle to the global hunger. And tonight I ask how I support the proposal of the innovation that offers the help of food buying the agricultural products from the peasant of country in road of development to the assembly of and can help directly that we invent the local agriculture with, it and the cycle of scarcity of is broken.

Our military families also sacrifice for America. They bear nights without sleep and the daily fight of supply for infants while a loved a serves far from home. We have a supply of responsibility for them. Then I ask that you myself single-itself in expand your access infants care, creating new employ preferences for military husbands through the Federal Government, and permit our troops transfer your benefits done not utilize education of infants. Our military families serve to our Nation, they inspire to our Nation, and this night to our Nation the honor.

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[annabanana]

1. That makes more sense than what he said..-

Which language did you filter it through?

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3. All of them, then I chose the paragraphs I liked from each one.

[Coexist]

2. you need to have a Depends warning on that one.

:rofl:

[eppur_se_muova]

4. "All we it has been sent to Washington to execute business people."

With ya so far ...

[radfringe]

5. I don't see a difference between what he read

on Monday night and this version. Sounds the same to me... texas tangle-tongue gobblygook

:rofl: ;)

[Gruenemann]

6. "Art nouveau our drinks will secure..." Yeah baby!

Gimmie some absinthe!

[onethatcares]

7. that's what I hear every time * opens his mouth

"then I ask that you myself single-itself in expand your access infants care......" I couldn't have said it better myself.

I think I see a DUzy in this.