I ***never*** realized Chuck Norris was ......

[Stinky The Clown]

..... dumber than a box of rocks.

Of course, until he started with this Huckleberry bullshit, I never thought about him at all.

[proud patriot]

1. I take it you have never seen one of his movies

:evilgrin:

[Stinky The Clown]

5. Some actors play against type ...... who knew?

:hi:

[Rex]

2. His claim to fame? Bruce Lee kicking his ass for 10 minutes.

Then a whole bunch of lame, ultra-patriot movies that get a C rating at BEST.

[fenriswolf]

8. hay firewalker kicked ass

[RaleighNCDUer]

11. Of course, Lou Gossett is so brilliant he'd make any co-star look good.

But it was a fun flik.

[proud patriot]

16. Bingo

[karlrschneider]

3. If he knew nine more things,

he would be an idiot.



;-)

[rug]

4. You never see him chewing gum while on Walker, do you?

[hisownpetard]

6. Really? I have frozen meat that's smarter than he is.

[stillcool]

7. kicked in the head...

one too many times.

[uppityperson]

9. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He shoves the earth down.

[Tom Strong]

12. My personal favorite:

A lot of people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Even though I find Norris' politics abhorrent, he is and will always BE the world's #1 bad-ass.

[dorkulon]

13. I used up all my Chuckles on another thread:

Think we came up with some good new ones:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2735158&mesg_id=2735158

[man4allcats]

10. He ain't no

roads skoller if ya git my meanin'. ;-)

[seasat]

14. You've got to admire his acting ability. Here's his range of facial emotions.

Chuck Norris Angry

\   /
.   .
  |
___

Chuck Norris Ecstatic

\   /
.   .
  |
___

Chuck Norris Weeps

\   /
.   .
  |
___

Chuck Norris Serene

\   /
.   .
  |
___


Don't get me started on his wonderful singing ability. He has the same range with his voice.

[Cabcere]

15. I believe at least one of those is inaccurate...

...specifically, "Chuck Norris Weeps." Because he doesn't. ("Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.") :shrug:

[awoke_in_2003]

17. You better be careful

if Chuck reads this, you got a roundhouse kick to the face coming :)

[malaise]

18. Then you need to see this thread -LOL

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2735158

[allalone]

19. when huckelbee won that one

the news had a video and showed huckle with a big grinning hairy face over his shoulder.
I didn't recognize norris at first. I was thunderstruck. a giant grinning face. yikes.

[hootinholler]

20. Tat's because the rocks are too afraid to be more stupid than Chuck!

This Huckleberry thing has re-invigorated many Chuck Norris jokes.

Just sayin.

-Hoot

[smokey nj]

21. I know. It's surprising, he seemed so smart when he was on Walker, Texas Ranger.