For the last goddamn time, Agent Mike.....(Pic)

[Aviation Pro]

...keep the insane President from sharp and pointy objects.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Unfortunately, Agent Mike is too busy spying on the likes of us to

keep The Commander Guy and sharp objects apart.

[smokey nj]

2. "Mom said I shouldn't run with scissors, but she never said anything about swordy things!"

[blonndee]

3. No! Those repukes gotta have their phallic replacements or else they'll implode!!!1!!

[DesEtoiles]

4. Reminds me of Saddam shooting a rifle with one hand

[Aviation Pro]

6. The insane President....

...would probably try to shuck his shiny sword like a shotgun given his propensity for stupidity.

[yellowcanine]

7. Or a fratboy holding a rolled up towel in a locker room.

Good God, he is sophomoric looking.

[zabet]

5. "Ooooh...

shiney AND sharp!"

[upi402]

8. I think Bush is depressed, he's self-conscious and the swagger is gone

And yes, he should not be waving swords in the ME

What a dolt.

[The Traveler]

9. Crap. Agent Mike just bitched me out

"Why oh why do you and your boring, non-conspiratoral, non-anti-American friends keep asking ME of all people to check the boy king???? Huh? You think if I had any influence after the whole WMD fiasco that I would be stuck here monitoring your email and DU postings? Like, this is the intelligence equivalent of being stationed at Thule, Greenland. Get a life, Trav."

I responded (rather much in a huff) that we DU'er's presented a much larger threat to the establishment than he was crediting us and that it was his patriotic duty to read each and every post with the utmost care. His response was unprintable in an adult oriented political forum. For that matter, I am not sure Hustler would publish the entire statement without judicious editing.

[zeemike]

11. Mark this as 03 in your log

Ring twice and then proceed.

[Historic NY]

10. Was * doing a beheading for a change..........n/t