Family Values? David Huckabee and the Giuliani "Ingrates"

[CorpGovActivist]

Time to rev up the oppo research machine, boys and girls.

(Actually, some of us have been at it for quite a while.)

Did you know that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Huckabee">David Huckabee was dismissed as a counselor for the Boy Scouts? Page PETA on this one.

Or that those http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=giuliani+children&spell=1">Giuliani ingrates barely speak to their father? OK, that was an easy one.

As my sister - a social worker - points out in a tongue-in-cheek way, this is just one more failed Reagan policy that will come back to bite the Republicans who adore him harder than anyone: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=reagan+Mental+Health+Systems+Act">the Reagan repeal of the Mental Health Systems Act makes it much harder for the GOP wanna-bes to permanently commit their "inconvenient" relatives.

- Dave

[Ian David]

1. Huckabee's Other Son Loves Him Some Porno

I can’t tell which kid it was in the picture, but Mike Huckabee’s son John Mark — the one who didn’t kill the dog — might have had quite the porn stash while attending Ouachita Baptist University, from where he graduated in 2000. Totes hilare details from a witness, after the jump.



A reader writes:

For what it’s worth: I went to college with John Mark Huckabee … at Ouachita Baptist University in the late ’90s. John Mark had the biggest porn magazine collection on campus and used to delight his nerd-friends by reading aloud Penthouse Letters he composed and submitted for publication. Not sure if any of them were ever published…. I was present in the dorm room of a mutual friend on one occasion while JM was reading his letters aloud, so this is first hand information.

Mike Huckabee for president.

More:
http://wonkette.com/politics/teh-huckbeez-famlie/huckabees-other-son-loves-him-some-porno-334963.php

[CorpGovActivist]

2. Redhanded, Redfaced, What's the Diff? n/t

[Ian David]

3. Dear Penthouse Letters...

Dear Penthouse Letters...

I never thought this would happen to me.

I am the son of a Christian (Baptist) Minister. One day, as I was fucking the goat, my cousin walked into the outhose and...

[CorpGovActivist]

4. "Deep Sheep - by John Markie" OR "Deep ??? by Left Handy"

:rofl:

- Dave

[CorpGovActivist]

8. Arkansas State Fraternity Science

[robbedvoter]

5. I call DU-zie!

:rofl:

[CorpGovActivist]

6. Your Avatar Shows You're Redfooted, Too!

:rofl:

- Dave

[robbedvoter]

7. That's why I put the black ribbon - to try to conceal it! Note to self: Find bigger ribbon

[CorpGovActivist]

9. Well, You Know What They Say about Big Red Feet...

1. Big red shoes.

2. Hard to shop for #1. AAARGH! They never seem to have the right size.

- Dave

[robbedvoter]

10. This one would make an addition to this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7343041&mesg_id=7343041

[CorpGovActivist]

11. *Shakes Head and Giggles* n/t

[CorpGovActivist]

12. Oooooooooh! That's a Ribbon...

... not a blindfold.

- Dave

[IdesOfOctober]

13. No way do his arms meet on the middle of that bench.

[CorpGovActivist]

14. It Took Me a While, but...

:spray:

- Dave

[IdesOfOctober]

15. I was wondering whether you'd even seen it. nt

[CorpGovActivist]

16. Takes Me a While...

... to get your subtle gutter humor sometimes.

:rofl:

- Dave