Carol of the Shills

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Harken the Shills
(To the tune of: Hark How the Bells/Carol of the Bells)

Bring… Wrong… Bring… Wrong…
Bring… Wrong… Bring… Wrong…

Harken the shills
Neocon shills
Saying the same
Playing the game
Chambering loud
Echoing proud
Blaming the Left
Souls all bereft
Moral crusade
Perfect charade
Serve the boy king
Let Serfdom Ring
Death be it or disaster
There is one choice obey your master
Quite the proper propagandist
How you profit propagandist

Bring… Wrong… Bring… Wrong…
Bring… Wrong… Bring… Wrong…

Games played with shells
Pavlov and bells
Ignore and slime
Cover for crime
No body count
Price tag amount
Millions to lift
Death brings a gift
While no one looks
Cooked by the books
High slap the fives
While hunger thrives
Lies trumpeted in bluster
To the needy, disdain to muster
Quite the proper propagandist
How you profit propagandist

[smokey nj]

1. Bravo!!!!

:applause: :yourock: :woohoo:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. hiya smokey! thank you!!

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. I was just wondering which Holiday songs would fall to your talents...

Cheney the Neocon (Frosty the Snowman)
Little Emperor Boy (little drummer boy)
or
Chimpy the red-nosed Pretzledent

but no... you go and pick an obscure one. :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. lolol

Obscure is a big hobby of mine :)

Hi Viva!! Happy Holly!! :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[ralps]

4. Bravo SalmonChantedEvening!!! K&R

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. hoho hiyas ralps!! thank you!!

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

that kitten is just plain AWW :)

[cal04]

5. Way to go SalmonChantedEvening

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. hi cal04!! Thank you :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

need expresso quick :rofl: ;)

[MzNov]

6. I give it a 95 Dick Clark.

Hi Salmon!!! Another MasterPeace!


I'm not sure I know the tune, but I LUVZ THE WORDS :rofl:

:hi: :hug: :loveya:



Be sure to use your Take a Bow smiley.



:holidazesmooches:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Hiya Wunnerful!!

Thankee thankee thankee :hug: :loveya: :hug:

Had to cheat, hope this works LOL




:fresharrivalchocolipsmackin: ;)

[MzNov]

11. Standing Ovation!

:applause:

:applause:


:applesauce:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. heh ;)

:porkchops:

[Sugar Smack]

12. Y'know, I've never heard the song, but

your poetry is a thing of beauty. :loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. You is darlin lass :)

Thankee Sugz

Blessings of the Season to you and all those you hold dear :hug: :loveya:

Hear's a version I just found onna youtube, the one they play on the radio is a tad more choralic, but this one was lovely. Well, that and Celtic Women rahahawk ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKrx-4Awe70

[Sugar Smack]

18. OMG, I didn't thank you for your Xmas card!

I lost my mind to retail. That was the SWEETEST thing ever. I kept looking at it at work to cheer myself up. I showed it to some of my friends there.

You know what? Not only are you talented, you are gifted with kindness.

Peace to you, too. :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. You're very welcome Sugz :)

At a loss for words now. ;) :blush:

:loveya: tabitz :hug:

[Ilsa]

13. Bravo!

posting from my cell phone. no internet at my dad's. I love the song and new lyric.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Hi Ilsa!! Thank you :)

Hoho to all there from a mildly deranged yankee ;)

(mildly?)

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[malaise]

16. Brilliant

K & R :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. thank you malaise :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[Swamp Rat]

21. mary crustmass!

:D :hi: :pals:

[Sugar Smack]

22. Hey, you! As a personal favor to me in this holiday season

could you *pretty please* post your "Garden of Bushly delights"?

:D :loveya:

[Swamp Rat]

23. LOL!

:hi: :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

24. That is spectacular. Thank you.

This could turn into a major GD art-and-lyric thread.:hug: :hug: :hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. Bahaha and EEK lol

That Jeff Goldblum sure gets around eh :D

Jubilo a ti, harmano mio :hi: :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

26. Here's my "Bush informally addresses NOLA":

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. Ooooh that's great :)

:hi: :hug: :applause: :loveya:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Sugar Smack]

30. Here's one more Photoshop: "On Bush's Watch":

Tbank you, my honey.:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. *Best Yoda Voice*

"Talent you have mmm, with it you grace us."

That's superb DarlinU :hug: :hug: :loveya:

[Greyhound]

27. Well done, K&R. n/t

:kick:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. hi greyhound1966 and thank you!

:hi: :pals: :hug:

[Greyhound]

32. You are most welcome.

BTW, have I ever mentioned that you have, IMO, one of the cleverest names on DU?

Happy holidays to you and yours.
:kick:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. The same to you my friend

Thank you, the ID comes from my years on mIRC, and too much free time ;)

:hi: :hug:

[Greyhound]

44. Gotta kick this again, just in case... n/t

:kick:

[Diamond Dave]

33. Thank you. Sweet piece of work. Bring wrong.....

Merry whatever we are supposed to call it these days....................

Stay safe and stay warm, keep your loved ones close. Treasure every moment.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. Thank you Diamond Dave

Holiday cheer by the boatload my friend :)

[BigBearJohn]

34. Couldn't leave it at 13 recs. Here's the 14th. EXCELLENTO!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. BBJ! :)

Thank you sir! Merry Merry :hug:

:hi: :pals: :loveya: :)

[DFW]

38. Skillfully done!! May I add one?

To the tune of "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting over an Open Fire):"

A.)
Homeless sleeping by an open fire
Making tea by melting snow
Snuggling in houses of cardboard and tape
And they dine on garbage rich folks throw

A.)
Health insurance they will never have.
With used Kleenex, they make due.
And so keeping in mind we're the U S of A,
Merry Christmas to you!

B.)
When we drive by, watching from our S. U. V.s
We get warm when we see their red eyes glow.
How absurd to say: homelessness makes people sad,
It is plain their frowns are just for show.

B.)
And so here’s the deal, you lazy pa-ra-sites,
If it’s ten degrees or minus two
You are free to decide if to freeze or to starve,
Merry Christmas to you!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

39. By all means DFW, that's brilliant!!

Thank you for posting it, and thank you for the kinds words :hug: :pals:

All the best for Yuletide! :hi: :toast:

[DFW]

40. I can even send you a recording of it

My friends of The Freedom Toast in Atlanta recorded it (sounds EXACTLY
like Mel Tormé, too!) for me, but were refused permission to release it,
so the recording is stuck in their archives, but since I wrote the words,
they sent it to me. Drips with more irony than a leaky faucet! I'll send it
to you if you want. I think the file is a normal music file.

An early Christmas present!

[DFW]

41. It's on the way!

[Psyop Samurai]

42. Superb! ...and Carol of the Bells is one of my favs!

heh... you got me out of my shell enough to post (no small feat).

I've been sitting here singing this like an idiot. Gotta love it!

:loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

43. From one Idiot to another

Blessings be yours this season and all the year through :hi: :hug: :loveya: