Romney - Huckabee joke

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Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee are shaking hands to congratulate each other on the successful introduction of a radical anti-gay bill into Congress.

If the bill passes they will however not be able to shake hands anymore, because it would become illegal for pricks to touch assholes.

[Captain Angry]

1. Sorry, didn't do much for me. However...

The picture in your signature line is awesome. Very subtle. :-)

[nomorenomore08]

2. Got a chuckle out of me, at least.

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[DS1]

3. Or

Romney to Huckabee one day: Hey, thanks for taking care of my dog, I'd been trying to get rid of it for years

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. OK, that's a keeper

Even though it is not "politically correct"

Jethro Bodine Clampet meets Jane Hathaway

[Occam Bandage]

5. Eh. Doesn't really work, especially since neither are Congressmen.

[youthere]

6. Honestly you could have just stopped with the thread title.

Romney-Huckabee joke.

[baldguy]

7. Which is which?

They both look the same to me.

[walldude]

8. That joke is stolen from Molly Ivins

Back when Texas passed their sodomy law the two architects of the legislation shook hands after it passed and Molly said "that's the last time a prick will touch an asshole in this state"! I actually saw the clip at a GLBT film festival where I was the projectionist. I have relayed that joke here countless times before...

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. Yep, it is an old Texan joke

Still works though.

[bumblebee1]

9. My husband told a variation of this same joke to a co-worker.

He used Army and Air Force officers. My supervisor (who is ex-Air Force) overheard it. Unfortunately, my husband has a habit of picking on my supervisor instead of his own. Ironically, hubby's supervisor is ex-Army.