Things Guiliani can to make himself more appealing

[MrScorpio]

1. He can drive around in a Porsche 911
2. He can volunteer at a local 911 call center
3. He can hang with these guys:
4. Or even these guys:
5. He can help the homeless about this time tomorrow:

Or do all of those things... Anything except his constant harping on how he led the city in the aftermath of those horrible terrorist attacks.

He's such a One Note Johnny!

[ColbertWatcher]

1. Re: Other things 9ui11iani can do...

Rudy can cut taxes for the rich to a flat rate of 9.11%

[LiberalFighter]

3. I rather the rich tax be increased at least 9.11%

[rug]

2. He can take an 11 foot walk off a 9 foot pier.

[LiberalFighter]

4. Hmm... would a 11 floor jump off a 9 floor building work?

[rug]

6. Yes, more certain.

[Initech]

5. He should wear dresses a lot more.

Wouldn't that be great? We could be known as the country with the drag queen president!

[justgamma]

9. Well he has really good looking legs. n/t

[Raejeanowl]

7. Too Much Temptation

I can think of 911 dirty things to say to/about him, or suggest that he do/endure. But I'm trying to be nice today, for once.

[spanone]

8. one-trick pony.....and an obnoxious one

[judaspriestess]

10. He can become a 9/11 alarm clark

with only one alarm setting. 9:11 9:11 9:11 9:11 9:11

[demosincebirth]

11. He ought to go back to the comb-over.

[Historic NY]

12. Rot at Fresh Kills Landfill...............comes to mind.

http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101020909/landfill/index.html

[Contrary1]

13. He could open up his own chain of convenience stores...

[Blashyrkh]

14. Shoot himself in the face?

[Kool Kitty]

16. Works for me.

[SoCalDem]

15. he could open a specialty bakery

[EFerrari]

17. He can reconcile with his brother.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

18. Disappear?