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loser_user (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:07 PM Original message |
I've got two different churches trying to convert me! |
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poverlay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. They are Always looking for conversions. It's why they do it. You should introduce them. Let them |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
2. Run from both n/t |
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NeedleCast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:13 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Terrible Idea |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:16 PM Original message |
Nah run! n/t |
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CT_Progressive (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:28 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. I like how you think. |
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Sanctified (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. I have a Jehovah Witness lady that stops by once a week. |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:16 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. My buds answered the door naked. Their's quit trying after that!! |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:49 PM Response to Reply #9 |
45. A meat cleaver and an erection would have been a nice touch. |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
5. Tell them you will go with the highest bidder |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 08:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
26. That line will work better if you are a woman. nt |
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formerrepuke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
6. Write down what one of them offers.. then go to the other one, see if they can match it. |
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loser_user (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. Good idea! |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
7. Screw up this one, and you burn in hell for eternity. LOL |
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loser_user (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. LOL |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. It's pretty easy to get a mormon boy out of his pants. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 08:20 PM Response to Reply #8 |
25. I once had twin brother Jehovah's witnesses approach me. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:15 PM Response to Reply #25 |
38. OOPS. Makes it sound like something unholy happened. |
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book_worm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
10. Politiely tell them you're not interested. The Mormon's are expected to go door to door |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
11. That's the only reason they talk to you |
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wuushew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
15. Never ever give an inch...unless you want them to take a mile. |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
16. Please just tell them both how you feel |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
17. Can you start some sort of bidding war?... |
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Nikki Stone1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
18. See if you can get one of them to give you a free cappucino maker |
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DemGa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
19. A couple of Mormons on bicycles |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
20. And don't forget the Gay Agenda, |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
21. You don't see us atheists out bothering people in their homes. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 08:16 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Have you heard about The Gay Atheist Agenda? |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 08:33 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Yep, they stay home and don't bother other people. n/t |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 09:16 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Unless you have a "wide stance". |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 09:22 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. No, they're just asking for paper. n/t |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:17 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. With their feet? |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:41 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. Sure, morse code. n/t |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 12:20 AM Response to Reply #43 |
48. My faith is shattered. |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
22. convert you into what? nt |
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FreeState (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
23. As a former Mormon missionary Ill give you my advice |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
27. They're both cults! RUN!!!!! n/t |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
29. Tell them I know a guy who's selling an old van... |
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hatrack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
30. So, what do the different gift packages look like? |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
31. Try to get them to take some Hare Krishna literature |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
32. I wonder if you could spare a couple moments of your time |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 09:19 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. I'm down on bended linguine. |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 09:31 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Have you heard of the Penne-dictine Order? |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:07 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. The whole faith really reached the boiling point in that era. |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:19 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. Saucy! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:24 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Say! Weren't you caught canoodling with the anellini back then? |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:43 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. You are mistaken, my preference is gigli, it gets jiggy. |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:24 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. Thanks for kickin' it up a notch |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 09:25 PM Response to Reply #36 |
49. Is it true that Hillary Clinton is the Macaronian candidate? |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 09:27 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Heretic! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 10:00 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. John McCain is the Macaronian candidate. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
46. Hell, I get people trying to convert me here daily, or at least telling me my beliefs are wrong |
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tekisui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
47. Just Say No. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 09:30 PM Response to Original message |
51. I wish I could have gotten to you before that. |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
53. Invite them all over ... then have them mud wrestle to the death for your soul!! |
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