Poor RimJob. His Cranium Explodes At the Prospect Of Rudy.

[cali]

RimJob is writing post after post over in his insane little fiefdom blasting Rudy. Shades of 1999 when he blasted bushboy. Aside from the fact that the idiot can't write a decent sentence, it's amusing as hell to see how out of touch the asshole is. Not to mention watching the bootlickers coo to him about how right he is.

It's not hard to make this prediction: If Rudy is the nom, RimJob will morph into one of his most fierce defenders.

Here's RJ's latest diatribe:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1787224/posts

[bahrbearian]

1. I thought Rimjob said that Rudy was the kind of guy you could ,

meet at a family Bar-B-Que and take some oxycontint with.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. ROFL! He's their Hillary! -nt

[EST]

3. Wow, that was easy!

Just one short sentence-Win the war in Iraq!

Whoda thunkit? All this worrying and protesting, voting corrupt swindlers out of office, killing so many Iraqis it makes Sadaam Housein look like a piker. And all we had to do was write a little, short, declarative sentence.

And after all that sixth day magic, spend the following ninety percent of his bloviating on how best to solve the "Mexican problem."

With such genius available, why does any of us work for a living? The seventh day is here.

[Roy]

4. If this is their conservative platform, then why do they worship Bush?

"I'd like to build a winning conservative platform with a dozen or so hard hitting no nonsense points that we can all agree on that would help us focus on our best potential primary nominee and one that can defeat Hillary, et al, in the general.

Here's a starter list and it's open for discussion, cutting, consolidation, expansion and detailing:

1. Win the war!
2. Secure the nation!
3. Secure the borders!
4. Stop the illegal aliens!
5. Rebuild the military!
6. Deal with growing threats! Iran, Syria, North Korea, China, (and an increasingly Muslim Russia and Europe?)!
7. Cut government!
8. Cut spending!
9. Cut taxes!
10. Allow the free economy to expand!
11. Return control of states issues to the states!
12. Defend life, liberty, property and individual rights!"

[kiki]

5. Did you notice this bit?

"...and an increasingly Muslim Russia and Europe?"

That's right, kids - ol' Rimsy is gearing up for war with the Muslim hordes of the UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Holland, Belgium, Portugal (don't forget Portugal!) and all the rest! Do we think his faith in America's military might could be a teensy bit overblown?

As a Brit, I'd almost be scared - if I didn't know this was being said by a limp-dicked closet-case fraudster with the IQ of a genital crab...