Who's more Jesus-like?

[Virginia Dare]

Poll question: Who's more Jesus-like?

[Flabbergasted]

1. Better to ask who is the least like Jesus. nt

[Deep13]

2. Are any of them dead yet?

Fred? Okay, he's the closest then.

[AlCzervik]

3. was that Mitt's Gardner Jesus or a different one?

[NoPasaran]

4. I hear that Mittens had a couple of guys named Jesus do his yardwork

But then he called la migra on them.

[Virginia Dare]

6. Hush now, I'm sure it was all just a terrible misunderstanding...n/t

[MasonJar]

5. Please do not mention the Prince of Peace in the same blog as the duplicitous

Republican crew of hypocritical and lying candidates.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. Well, they all swear that they wouldn't hire him if he came here.

[TomInTib]

8. Me.

Before I cut my hair a couple of years ago, I looked remarkably like the trade-marked Jesus.

You would not believe the three decades of fun I had with that.

Hell, I can barely believe it.

Think I'll grow it back.

[Virginia Dare]

9. By trade-marked Jesus you mean..

the white WASP Jesus with the long hair and beard, not the Arab Jesus?

[TomInTib]

12. Whatever the Jesus is that you see in most Christian churches.

I have bronze-tone skin, to boot. The facial similarities are surreal.

But my eyes are a grey-blue. That used to just kill them.

When my five year old son went to a Baptist church for the first time (22 years ago), he came home and told me that my picture was on the wall there.

I told him that it wasn't me and he asked, "Then who is it, Willie Nelson?".

[madrchsod]

10. one is judged by ones deeds not words

none of them is getting a free pass past the gates

[rurallib]

11. Ron Paul! He's the second coming.