CHENEY in Hospital ..... The best medical brains are busy loking for his heart.

[Botany]

AP 11/26/07 Washington, D.C.

An unnnamed DU blogger was caught trying to hook up Vice President Dick
Cheney's i.v. to a gallon of Iraqi "Light Sweet Crude Oil." Police and Secret
Service Agents laughed and sent the person on his/her way.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=a5kvcI3wOg20&refer=us

So does peanut butter and WD-40 in an i.v. make problems?

[sazemisery]

1. How can you have an irregular heartbeat when...

there is no heart? :)

[Rosa Luxemburg]

26. I was wondering the same thing!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

27. guess something is going to break in the media

he always seems to get a clot or whiz into hospital when the going gets tough

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Self-delete.

[Botany]

5. Why don't I buy the media's story?

He is fine and will be back @ work tomorrow.

The SOB is 66 and has had 3 heart attacks, in bad shape,
has an on board pace maker, and was a smoker.

[DesertFlower]

3. you put a smile on my face. nt

[LiberalEsto]

4. I wonder if he's going to slink off to Dubai

and maybe Trent Lott will be named VP.

[Vinca]

6. Are there any proctologists involved?? nt

[Crabby Appleton]

7. Does that mean * is running the country now? nt

[MrMickeysMom]

8. This is what happens to rotten persons, they rot from the inside out-

Cheney, who has had four heart attacks, was discovered to have an ``abnormal rhythm involving the upper chambers of the heart'' during an evaluation conducted because of a ``lingering cough from a cold,'' spokeswoman Megan Mitchell said in an e- mailed statement.

All the kings surgeons and all the kings men COULDN'T put Cheney back together in the end...

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[gollygee]

9. It's probably just three sizes too small

[smokey nj]

24. And held together with chewing gum and duct tape.

[malaise]

10. Call me when they can't find a pulse

and I'll dare any DUer to tell me not to celebrate.

[Blue_In_AK]

11. I'm with you, Malaise...

Not that I would wish ill on the guy -- well, maybe.....

[malaise]

23. I'm well beyond maybe

believe me on that - and I'm a nice live and let live person

Sp.

[in_cog_ni_to]

13. I've got my wine chillin' already.

:hi:

[malaise]

19. I have a bottle here as well

but maybe I should upgrade to champagne :rofl:

[in_cog_ni_to]

22. Hell yes! Dom Perignon would be called for! Great thought!

:rofl:

[malaise]

29. LOL

:rofl:

[Botany]

14. free at last .. free at last .. thank God Almighty I am free at last.

voted to keep Mandela in Prison

voted against a MLK Holiday

worked to keep people dying of asbestos from getting money

Iraqi oil field maps on his desk in 2001

millions of dead "wild run salmon"

Haliburton

KBR

[malaise]

32. I'll only be changing the name here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2350452

<snip>
A Reporter (after Joan died) asked Miss Davis what she thought about Joan dying.
Miss Davis replied "I was taught to always speak good of the Dead....Joan Crawford is Dead..Good!"
-

Thanks BlueJazz

[sharp_stick]

15. That would be worth a couple of nice drinks

you know to wish the ol' boy well on the next phase of being whatever that may be.

[malaise]

31. I haven't been drunk since I was 21

but it may happen again.

[kimmerspixelated]

12. What goes around

ALWAYS comes around. There is no need to wish and wait. Bad people always get just desserts one way or another.

[sandrakae]

16. Yea and I bet they are all looking at the wrong end.

[Buck Laser]

17. I s'pose this is a time for Schadenfreude...

...isn't that the word for not being displeased at the misfortune of one's opponents? Ah, crap! I'll wish him well in pro forma sort of way.

[Bobbieo]

20. I hope his Drs are as efficient as Bush's political appointees!

[peace frog]

18. Take a right at the lung

and straight on 'til the esophagus... oops, never mind.

[Botany]

25. You got 8 big vessels .... hook 'em back up any which way.

[peace frog]

35. Sure, why not tie 'em in a knot or braid them

Not like he needs a heart anyway, he's been living for years without one.

[RL3AO]

21. Is this his first irregular heartbeat this week?

Hard to keep up with them all.

[flyarm]

28. i am no surgeon but i do believe i know what the problem is...

the f'er has no heart disease!!

orrrrrrr
stone heart disease..

wow i never knew i could despise anyone so much.

i really despise this "thing called Cheney" ..(since he is not human, i can not call him a man)

but aweee..i despise him with everything inside me.

fly

[monmouth]

30. Pacemaker made in China perhaps????

[Mz Pip]

33. He'd never qualify for health coverage

under some of the proposed GOP plans that just give tax breaks to buy insurance. People with pre-existing conditions would be out of luck.

No insurance company would voluntarily cover Cheney. Can you imagine how much these little episodes of his must be costing?

Mz Pip
:dem:

[bklyncowgirl]

34. Knew that electron microscope would come in handy....nt

[MasonJar]

36. Isn't Cheney lucky that he does not have the insurance of most Americans.

And isn't he lucky to have insurance at all, unlike 40,000,000 or so of his fellow Americans that he has not the time of day for, even though he is purportedly our VP