Bed Bugs Found in Fox News Channel Newsroom

[Newsjock]

Source: TVNewser

TVNewser has learned that a small area of the Fox News Channel newsroom has evidence of insects believed to be bed bugs. What is not known is how the insects got into the basement-level newsroom of the News Corp. headquarters. Most likely, an employee or guest unknowingly transported the poppy seed-sized bugs on their clothing, which then made their way into the fabric or carpeting.

We're told an exterminator was brought in late last week to treat the area and those who sit near there have been alerted to take precautionary measures including sending their clothes to the dry cleaner.

Read more: http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/fnc/bed_bugs_found_in_fox_news_channel_newsroom__71290.asp

[Kosmo]

1. Is "bed bugs" just the way

to politely say the FNC has a crabs epidemic.

[Solar_Power]

5. Bill O'Reilly's interns

[C_U_L8R]

2. They need to de-louse that place

but good.

Especially the big ones that talk.
They're nasty buggers.

[lonestarnot]

4. delouse debrief dbush

[lonestarnot]

3. Acky.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. Someone got suckered.

...They thought they really WERE poppy seeds. :shrug:

[eppur_se_muova]

15. Um, anybody want the rest of my bagel? nt

[Ishoutandscream2]

7. Pelosi did it

[Lisa]

8. vermin at Fox? How could anyone tell? (n/t)

[Vanje]

9. Bed bugs

[MADem]

12. Bed Bugs

[zabet]

10. Fox News has flop-house fleas.

:rofl:

[valerief]

11. Couldn't happen to a more deserving group of peoploids. nt

[muntrv]

13. The real vermin is Billo and Hannity.

[Didereaux]

14. Bedbugs huh? I'd a lost that bet...I would have thought for sure it was crabs! n/t

[Sabriel]

16. If you scrub them with a loofah, they drop right off.

You can also spray them with "Asshole-B-Gone."

[Yael]

17. I think Billo got confused

Falafel is made from ground chickpeas.

Just because he scrapes it off the mattress before he eats it doesn't mean that the extraneous items are in the original recipe.

[Beelzebud]

18. Bed bugs, or a right-wing think tank?

[Canuckistanian]

19. I warned them to fumigate after an Ann Coulter appearance

But did they listen? Oh, no.

[TahitiNut]

20. Vantz Nudje!

Infested and imbalanced.

[daleo]

21. Fox is crazy as a bed bug

Now they have the bedbugs to prove it.

[whoneedstickets]

22. Sure they weren't Crabs?

[lurky]

23. Bloodsucking parasites?

Go figure.