Caption Laura

[Kadie]

First lady Laura Bush speaks to students at Benjamin Banneker Elementary School, Friday, Nov. 2, 2007 in New Orleans. (AP Photo/Judi Bottoni)

[gateley]

1. Oh, Laura, I'm so sorry. nt

[nightrider767]

2. Too Easy!

"And lastly kids,,,, it's not the size of the boat,,,,,,, it's the motion of the ocean!".

[Buzz Clik]

3. "So Rush says, 'How big a bottle of pills do you have?' When I told him he said, 'Not enough!'"

[flordehinojos]

4. Oh, Lordy, Kids. Pardon my Yawn. I can't seem to quite wake up today!

took too many pills last night.

[dembotoz]

5. my daughter wrote a book and unlike her father she holds it right side up

[Dollface]

6. Why just last year, George read a stack of books this high!

[sam sarrha]

9. and that was OBVIOUSLY a total lie.. can talk cant read

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. "George, told me this is 8 inches."

[cdb]

8. For breakfast, I use this much vodka

and just a little ice!

[slowry]

10. "And that's how gay roosters engage in consensual, loving, oral sex." n/t

[Blaze Diem]

13. haaaa..LB explains oral sex of domestic fowl.

lol

[Blaze Diem]

11. Just a teeny tiny drink won't afnect, er ah, af-HECT, um affff-lect,

my message to the kiddies at all..(hic)

[shaniqua6392]

12. George told me all men were about this big

when I asked him about his widdle weenie. I believe everything George says.....I am a robot....beep.....beep.

[zabet]

14. "I only allow george this much

moonshine every hour."

[Cleita]

15. "Do as my husband the President says, not what he does." n/t

[Richard Steele]

16. --->

[Ganja Ninja]

17. "It's only this big when it's fully erect."

"I'm not kidding. He's a pin dick."

[Az]

18. See Picture

[leftofthedial]

19. six inches!

[la la]

20. I have this many

inches of makeup on my face.

[SoCalDem]

21. I could not resist...

[begin_within]

22. "After a few drinks, I can open it this much!"