Radical jihadist snowboarders attack US embassy

[tocqueville]

BAGHDAD—

Extremist board-trick crew Al-J'Aqasse, the Middle East's most prominent Islamic radical snowboard posse, is taking full props for destroying the American embassy when a member nailed a goofyfoot 720 nosehook from a security-barrier railgrind into its offices while carrying 25 kilos of C4 plastic explosives, Thrashzeera magazine reported Tuesday.

One of Al-J'Aqasse most radical, gnarliest members.
"In the name of Allah the Merciful, this rad shit is off the hook, yo! Death to the great Satan!" Al-J'Aqasse members shouted in a videotaped, System Of A Down–soundtracked statement posted on the magazine's website, which is denouncing the bombing as "totally sick and twizted."

"Satan! Satan! Satan! Al-J'Aqasse blowing up across the M-E!" one member added.

American security is not certain how Al-J'Aqasse was allowed to build their custom snowpipe-ramp setup across the street from the embassy, but banners and promotional materials scattered across the blast zone point to the involvement of radical, extreme-sports-beverage bottler Sunni Delight.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/58520?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. Sunni Delight!

:spray:

[tocqueville]

3. yep their commercial is :

"Holy Shiite, what a delight"

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. stop! yer killin' me!

:rofl:

[rocktivity]

2. "American security is not certain how Al-J'Aqasse...buil(t)

their custom snowpipe-ramp setup across the street from the embassy..."

Well, if 350 TONS of ammuntion could disappear under their noses, why COULDN'T a snow-covered halfpipe be constructed right across the street?

:headbang:
rocknation

[Edweird]

5. Thrashzeera !

:rofl: